It's bad joke, but here I go.
Four recently deceased nuns, are waiting to get into heaven at the pearly gates. They notice a beautiful fountain the likes of which they had never seen on earth. As they reach the front of the line they see an angel at a podium calling names from a book.
He calls the first nun. "Sister Josephine, before allowing you into heaven, you must confess your sins."
Sister Josephine answers "whilst bound by a vow of chastity, I saw a naked man and was tempted."
St Christopher smiled upon her and said "wash your eyes in the fountain and your indiscretion shall be forgiven."
The second nun, Sister Teresa, was called next and asked for her final confession. "whilst bound by an oath of abstinence, I was tempted and touched a penis"
With a stern look the angel responded "wash your hands in the fountain and you shall be forgiven."
Suddenly, the third nun fell to the ground as the sister behind her barged through to the fountain and started frantically gargling the holy water.
Perplexed, the angel asked "Sister Mary, why are you in such a hurry?"
"Sorry" she replied, "but I just wanted to wash my mouth from the fountain before that dirty slut Sister Anna puts her arse in it"
Wocka Wocka Wocka
