dsraa posted on Jul 6 2006 at 03:26 PM said:
Just for u Warmfluffy.
Er right :unsure: . I have heard some of them, but usually with "Blonde" replaced with "Essex Girl". i.e. How can you tell when an Essex girl has had an orgasm? She drops her chips!
My friend gave me a little book for my last birthday, it's called "The little book of stupid men" and was really funny, here's a few of them:
Q. How does a stupid man know when the toast is ready?
A. He hears the fire alarm.
Q. What's the stupid man's idea of safe sex?
A. Handlebars around the bed.
Q. Why do stupid men marry virgins?
A. Coz they can't stand criticism.
Q. Why is a stupid man like a snow storm?
A. Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
Q. Why were stupid men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!
I could go on but I might upset someone
Edit: By the way I'm a natural blond, I think the stupid blonds are bottle blonds