The Offensive Jokes Thread

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Caine

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[edit]Whoops, didn't catch the "no new offensive jokes" intent.[/edit]
 
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I find you guilty of foul crimes too numerous to mention. I sentence you to DEATH!


(this would be so much more cool if I was actually a mod. just saying)
 

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I thought this thread was locked ... ? :blink:
 
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Did you see that hot TI-86.. I'll be in my bunk.
 

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That is a new insult, actually: "Oh, yeah? Well, go lock yourself, eh?" :D
 

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Careful, or I'll hide this thread away where even googlebot can't find it :p
 

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if you were a mod, would you go lock yourself?
nah at least the jokes are on topic here.  It's sabotage of other topics that annoys me.  (and not jokes, anyhow)

Careful, or I'll hide this thread away where even googlebot can't find it :p
you'd prefer offensive jokes randomly all over the place?
 

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Nope.

There's offensive, and there's obscene.

As long as posts here are the former, the thread is probably harmless.

The was some worry that the web indexers might get hooked onto the HPIA quote, and a similar thing could happen here.
 

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I only know the punchline

'One had an idea for iControlPad the other was the Pope..'
 
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What's worse than two babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to two trees.
 
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MS Windows is as full of holes and flaws as SONY's head offices.



(the non-offensive part of that one only works when you read it aloud)
 
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