Help my creating insults for Hase!

[Ziz]

Hey guys!

The last helping round did work very well. Now I have plenty of different sprites, which is very nice!

I need your help again. In the new version of hase you will be possible to chat with the players - even ingame!

However typing on such small devices can be a pain, especially on devices without a hardware keyboard (like the GCW).

Furthermore most of the time the chat function will be used to insult other players after they hit your hare hard from behind.

So I implemented a "random insult" function!

At the moment I have three randomly choosen insults.

• Son of a witch!
• Your mama's gravity made me miss!
• "Worm with a hat"-head!

As you can see all the insults are somehow funny™ and obviuosly not really abusive. I would like to stay with this scheme.
So please, give me more funny insults for Hase! The topics can be video game related, open handheld related or anything you think the majority of the community will laugh about.

Greetings, Ziz

PS: This time you will get no naming ingame for your act of creativity. Every insult posted I assume as public domain

 

[TrashyMG]

Hmm is  "No you're a Craigix!" too abusive?


Edit: I suppose if I have to ask it is.

 

[iprice]

"Mostly harmless"

"You and who's army?"

"I've seen bigger"

"Ha Ha!"

"You're history"

"Tree Hugger"

"Talk to the hand"

"I'm laughing on the inside"

"You'z dead meat!"

"Over here"

"Want some candy?"

"One dead dude coming up"

"Is that the way to Amarillo?"

"Back off cupcake"

"Is that all you've got?"

 

[fusion_power]

"You fight like a cow!"

 

[Ziz]

Hmm is  "No you're a Craigix!" too abusive?

I don't think so.I thought about some Craig pun, too!

"Mostly harmless"

"You and who's army?"

"I've seen bigger"

"Ha Ha!"

"You're history"

"Tree Hugger"

"Talk to the hand"

"I'm laughing on the inside"

"You'z dead meat!"

"Over here"

"Want some candy?"

"One dead dude coming up"

"Is that the way to Amarillo?"

"Back off cupcake"

"Is that all you've got?"

Have to admit, I don't understand most of them... Which is probably a good sign! ^^

"You fight like a cow!"

From what is this? Reminds me on something...

 

[FBnil]

I'm out of touch, you're out of time!

It really is time for you to go to the occulist.

You call that shooting? Watch how it's done.

Mwahahaha... *ahem*.

parabolic math too hard for ya?

Revenge is a dish best served... right NOW!

You shoot like a jellyfish!

y00 sux0r n00b!

It seems you do not understand gravity.

I got 99 problems, but you ain’t one.

Dognabbit!

Son of a beach!

I'll get you next time!

nya nya, didn't hurt at all!

 

[foxblock]

From what is this? Reminds me on something...

It's from the insult swordfighting duels in Monkey Island. You can probably get a lot more inspiration from that, since those are not really "mean" insults and mostly funny.

How about "borrowing" some stuff from Age of Empires 2 while you are at it:

"My granny can shoot better than that"

"Don't point that thing at me"

"Sure, blame it on your ISP"

"I will see you in two months!"

"You suck as much as the Pandora's Wifi chip!"

"Cheater!"

... eh not getting any good ideas really ;P

 

[EvilDragon]

What's your order number?

 

[fusion_power]

It's from the insult swordfighting duels in Monkey Island. You can probably get a lot more inspiration from that, since those are not really "mean" insults and mostly funny.

Yupp. ^^

What's your order number?

That's... EVIL!

 

[Ziz]

These are genius!

Please, moar!

 

[Hồng Thất Công]

"You're weaker than a Pandora case!"

"Go get yourself an Alu case?"

"But then 2 monthsTM you have to wait!"

 

[Linux-SWAT]

Hase hole.

 

[mcobit]

Some from 1996:


I'm all outa gum...


Your face your ass what's the difference?


Come get some!


Do you want to wash Wang or do you want to see Wang wash wang?


Hail to the king Baby.


You wanna dance?

 

[Binky]

You couldn't hit a planet if you were standing on it.

 

[TrashyMG]

"systemd lover!"

"killall -9 -u $playername" <--if you can pull in the username into the phrase. 

 

 

[Ziz]

Thanks for all the submissions, I will just add all!

"systemd lover!"

Hm, I could add "Gnome lover", "KDE lover" and "Unity lover", too. :>Or: "A chicken could hit me, if it would press [shoot button] enough"

"killall -9 -u $playername" <--if you can pull in the username into the phrase.

I could. But in fact that is too much effort for a quite seldom pun.

 

[Ziz]

Added all, I have 57 insults now! That's awesome!

 

[PokeParadox]

"You fight like a cow!"

From what is this? Reminds me on something...

It's from Monkey Island:

You fight like a Dairy Farmer!


How appropriate, you fight like a cow!


http://monkeyisland.wikia.com/wiki/Insult_Sword_Fighting

 

[mcobit]

What's wrong with systemd?

 

[Ziz]

Nothing! My favourite operating system!


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