Dr.who

[clarky2o2o]

yes but due to politial correctness sarah michelle gellar would be the doctor lol :lol:

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

yes but due to politial correctness sarah michelle gellar would be the doctor lol :lol:

I'm not sure I would like a female Doctor Who, it just wouldn't work for me :huh: . It would dash all those years as a kid being rescued from evil horrors by the boy down the road after stepping out of his time travelling wardrobe :lol: .

 

[craigix]

what about a BLACK doctor?

(ducks for cover)

No, wait, how about a BLACK FEMALE doctor... in a WHEELCHAIR.


R A T I NG S SM A SH!

(for the first episode anyway)...

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

what about a BLACK doctor?

(ducks for cover)

No, wait, how about a BLACK FEMALE doctor... in a WHEELCHAIR.


R A T I NG S SM A SH!

(for the first episode anyway)...

Now you're clutching at straws. Talking about straw, how about having a three legged donkey that whistles through it's nose. Now that would make a very entertaining Doctor indeed. Mind you, we would have to train it not to fowl the Tardis, and as an added bonus it could keep the sonic screwdriver hidden in its nose bag. Ooohh and when anyone asked it "Why does the Tardis keep taking you to dangerous places?" it could say "Ee aww, ee aww, ee always does that!" :blink: .

 

[Javacat]

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Oh noes!


The black Dr Who idea reminds me of the black, streetwise Sherlock Holmes which they have in Cruise of the Gods (Excellent program if you get the chance to see it) .

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

Oh noes!


The black Dr Who idea reminds me of the black, streetwise Sherlock Holmes which they have in Cruise of the Gods (Excellent program if you get the chance to see it) .

Not seen it but I will give it a go if I come across it.

What does "Oh noes!" mean?

 

[Javacat]

It means that you have scared me as I wasn't expecting that
It also means that I have a picture to come up with a design for the WarmFluffyUK Fan Club badges.

 

[nickspoon]

what about a BLACK doctor?

(ducks for cover)

No, wait, how about a BLACK FEMALE doctor... in a WHEELCHAIR.


R A T I NG S SM A SH!

(for the first episode anyway)...

A blind, mute, deaf, black Muslim female Doctor in a wheelchair with only one arm and no hair. HELL YEAH.

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

It means that you have scared me as I wasn't expecting that
It also means that I have a picture to come up with a design for the WarmFluffyUK Fan Club badges.

:lol: LMAO :lol:

 

[Goity]

It means that you have scared me as I wasn't expecting that
It also means that I have a picture to come up with a design for the WarmFluffyUK Fan Club badges.

:lol: LMAO :lol:

Can I call you Auntie Shanice?

 

[lol3222]

wow we have actually somewhat kept on topic

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

It means that you have scared me as I wasn't expecting that
It also means that I have a picture to come up with a design for the WarmFluffyUK Fan Club badges.

:lol: LMAO :lol:

Can I call you Auntie Shanice?

If you do you will get a slap :huh: .

 

[Goity]

It means that you have scared me as I wasn't expecting that
It also means that I have a picture to come up with a design for the WarmFluffyUK Fan Club badges.

:lol: LMAO :lol:

Can I call you Auntie Shanice?

If you do you will get a slap :huh: .

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/aunty.php

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

It means that you have scared me as I wasn't expecting that
It also means that I have a picture to come up with a design for the WarmFluffyUK Fan Club badges.

:lol: LMAO :lol:

Can I call you Auntie Shanice?

If you do you will get a slap :huh: .

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/aunty.php

Alright then, a slap as well as cushions thrown at you .

 

[clarky2o2o]

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A blind, mute, deaf, black Muslim female Doctor in a wheelchair with only one arm and no hair. HELL YEAH.
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dont forget the eye patch the DD chest big lips and a phony(tm) dybo

 

[craigix]

I want the new doctor to have a HOOK HAND.

 

[sam fisher]

Captain hook is........Dr Who. Peter Pan can be the master in that case... And Tom Baker can be tinkerbell who can be the doctors assistant.

 

[refractor]

A blind, mute, deaf, black Muslim female Doctor in a wheelchair with only one arm and no hair. HELL YEAH.

Let's not forget the "issues" the Doctor must have to relate to people these days.

He must be depressed, an alcoholic, abused as a child, have ADHD (which actually he might anyway), be dyslexic, have food allergies, dust allergies... at the very least.

As for the assistant, I suggest that she's a divorcee nymphomaniac drug-abuser with 3 children from random "partners", IBS, PMS, and Tourette's. Perhaps she also has venereal diseases that need attention.

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

Are we talking about Doctor Who, Eastenders or Bad Girls here?

 

[clarky2o2o]

the assistant should also have the ability to watch the camera as it rolls dramaitcally over soemthing of significance, while maintaining a deep stare into the beyond.


ahh wait thats silent witness