Covid-19 (Coronavirus) - Please stay safe, y'all

[fusion_power]

People all over Holland in line to quickly stack up their weed stash, after the government announced that coffeeshops will close in 1 hour after notice for up to three weeks due to the corona virus - Funny

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Priorities!
I've also read that in France, people are hoarding Wine and Condoms. Sounds like they plan more fun things during the Quarantine than spending the whole time in the tolilet.

And I still like the british humor:
'People are panic buying, let's have a bit of fun with it'- arcade owner fills grabber machine with toilet rolls

 

[levi]

I forget where I read it and where it was referring to, but somewhere sales of sex toys are up for similar reasons.

 

[Djoga'Ro]

Germany maybe? Merkel said the brothels get closed.

 

[Linux-SWAT]

I fear that there will be riots tomorrow morning in food stores.

 

[FBnil]

I fear that there will be riots tomorrow morning in food stores.

Due to the 2 weeks French lockdown?

 

[Linux-SWAT]

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[Linux-SWAT]

We have to sign and take a solemn declaration in order to go outside ! We have to certify that the stuff we have to do is e.g. buy food, help ppl.

Attestation de déplacement et de voyage

Dans le contexte de la mise en œuvre de l’état d’urgence sanitaire en France, des restrictions d’accès à la France métropolitaine et aux collectivités d’Outre-mer ont été mises en place.

www.interieur.gouv.fr

Is it the same in the other locked countries ?

 

[levi]

I guess they'll have to do similar in the UK if we have the same sort of lockdown ; so far they're just saying don't do out if you don't feel 100% and don't go to big parties and do the whole social isolation dance and stuff like that, but so far they're trusting us to do it. I guess if they did do a proper lock down here though they'd be more likely to pop a policeman on the streets and ask us all, our government has enough paperwork to do already and doesn't want any more.

 

[JDTAY]

Governor Roy Cooper just ordered all North Carolina restaurants and bars to close to dine-in customers as of 5 PM today.

As some of you may know, my entire social life is eating out with my dad on Wednesdays.

 

[levi]

Oh, and just cos it was mentioned here, it's worth finishing; Tom Hanks and his wife are now out of hospital and in self-quarantine.

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson released from coronavirus treatment

Meanwhile, fellow actor Idris Elba announces he has the virus - telling followers "no panic".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[matzesu]

My Bike and Sports Store have to Close tomorrow until the 04.20.20 , they lost allready the Ski Saison Sells, because there wasn’t much Ski this Year, which means this is pretty though for the Owner..
At this Month, the Store is closed for puplic but he wants to keep a Bike Repair Service where he takes and delivers the Bikes from the Customers so they don’t need to come to the Shop..

My own store is fortunately a „Animal Supply“ so whe can keep it open..

But unfortunately I’m not happy about the Situation on the Bike Store, because the Owner is quite Sympathetic (and also his name is Matthias)


Whit best regards, Matthias

 

[FBnil]

Is it the same in the other locked countries ?

No, here is self governance. And in my neighbourhood they don't even police the schoolkids who congregate downstairs, kicking pigeons, being loud and standing in the way to get to the supermarket.


Situation in France:

People not respecting the lock down in paris - Latest News

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https://www.lci.fr/high-tech/en-ver...ment-derogatoire-sans-imprimante-2148250.html

Mode d’emploi pour vos déplacements pendant le confinement

N'oubliez pas votre attestation de déplacement dérogatoire. Les infractions aux règles pourront être sanctionnées d’une amende allant de 38 à 135 euros.

argent.boursier.com

Situation in Spain:

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBg5ZMD_460sv.mp4

 

[levi]

Situation in Spain:

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBg5ZMD_460sv.mp4

God bless Essex women.

 

[Nintendo]

Stupid people <_<

South Korea church spurs new outbreak of COVID-19 amongst dozens of worshippers

www.9news.com.au

 

[Linux-SWAT]

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[TeDaDeS]

France is having everyone stay in-doors for two weeks. No more buying Doom in your local shop

Our local game shop, also other shops, are closing. They sell Doom/Animal crossing before release.

 

[Linux-SWAT]

Still not on steam :^|

We're gonna see a lot of broken records:

Sonic The Hedgehog Surpasses Detective Pikachu To Become Highest-Grossing Video Game Movie - Slashdot

Sonic the Hedgehog's latest weekend total allowed it to surpass Detective Pikachu and become the highest-grossing video game movie ever in the US. TheRichest reports: Sonic has now amassed $145.8 million domestically, while Detective Pikachu managed $144.1 million by the end of its run. Sonic...

games.slashdot.org

Not for athletes unfortunately...

 

[Djoga'Ro]

I know what causes the high demand in toilet paper. Look up Sheet Storm!

 

[Nintendo]

Lol, I want one of those to shoot my work mates with

 

[Linux-SWAT]

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