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A photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar hit him on the head.
To be fair. The people being photographed did try to warn him.
To be fair. The people being photographed did try to warn him.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
- Thread starter Løra (Lolla)
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99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.
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What Asian stereotype do you hear the most?
Personally, I've got a Sony surround sound system.
Personally, I've got a Sony surround sound system.
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What do you call a ghost that haunts a chicken coop?
A poultrygeist.
A poultrygeist.
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Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes?
Because no one can eat just one potato ship.
Because no one can eat just one potato ship.
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I dressed up as a screwdriver for Halloween.
It wasn't the greatest costume but it turned a lot of heads.
It wasn't the greatest costume but it turned a lot of heads.
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Much of the violence in the Old West could have been prevented.
If only cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone.
If only cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone.
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Why are cowboys bad at maths?
They're always rounding things up.
They're always rounding things up.
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What did the cowboy artist like to do?
Draw his gun.
Draw his gun.
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How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
On blood vessels.
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When I was growing up, my dad always used to tell me, "The sky is the limit."
He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
He was never supportive of my dreams of becoming an astronaut.
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut.
An Italian astronaut.
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Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?
It writes lots of other words too.
It writes lots of other words too.
kuru
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^ I had a space pen. Got it as a present like 25 years ago. Loved it for the writing feel and clean looks. Then every single refill I got after the initial one wrote like crap. Scratchy point and inconsistent ink delivery.
