(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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A photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar hit him on the head.
To be fair. The people being photographed did try to warn him.

 

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99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.

 

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What Asian stereotype do you hear the most?
Personally, I've got a Sony surround sound system.