Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 21, 2026 #3,261 I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 21, 2026 #3,262 What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn.
kuru Hardcore Member Joined Oct 8, 2008 Messages 3,646 Location the mockracy May 23, 2026 #3,263 I got some body spray in my mouth this morning. Now I speak with an Axe scent.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 23, 2026 #3,264 What happens to football players who go blind? They become referees.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 24, 2026 #3,265 Which football player can hold 50 fish in his mouth? Pele can.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 24, 2026 #3,266 Why are football stadiums at risk of burning down? Because of all the matches.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 8:24 PM #3,267 Why doesn't the skeleton like Halloween candy? He just doesn't have the stomach for it.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Tuesday at 9:44 PM #3,268 Why are vampires bad at art? They can only draw blood.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 5:58 PM #3,269 Why was the jack-o-lantern sad on Halloween? Because he felt empty inside.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Wednesday at 7:54 PM #3,270 Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? He had no guts.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Thursday at 7:44 PM #3,271 Where do superheroes hang out? Cape Town.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 6:44 PM #3,272 Have you heard about the one-armed superhero? He single-handedly stops crime.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,628 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Yesterday at 7:44 PM #3,273 What do Superman and a politician have in common? They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.
What do Superman and a politician have in common? They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.