Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 21, 2026 #3,261 I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 21, 2026 #3,262 What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry? Popcorn.
kuru Hardcore Member Joined Oct 8, 2008 Messages 3,651 Location the mockracy May 23, 2026 #3,263 I got some body spray in my mouth this morning. Now I speak with an Axe scent.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 23, 2026 #3,264 What happens to football players who go blind? They become referees.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 24, 2026 #3,265 Which football player can hold 50 fish in his mouth? Pele can.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 24, 2026 #3,266 Why are football stadiums at risk of burning down? Because of all the matches.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 26, 2026 #3,267 Why doesn't the skeleton like Halloween candy? He just doesn't have the stomach for it.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 26, 2026 #3,268 Why are vampires bad at art? They can only draw blood.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 27, 2026 #3,269 Why was the jack-o-lantern sad on Halloween? Because he felt empty inside.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 27, 2026 #3,270 Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road? He had no guts.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 28, 2026 #3,271 Where do superheroes hang out? Cape Town.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 31, 2026 #3,272 Have you heard about the one-armed superhero? He single-handedly stops crime.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org May 31, 2026 #3,273 What do Superman and a politician have in common? They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.
What do Superman and a politician have in common? They both wear a suit and tie when they pretend to be human.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 2, 2026 #3,274 I got thrown out of the cinema during the Superman movie. But I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.
I got thrown out of the cinema during the Superman movie. But I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 3, 2026 #3,275 What dessert always comes back when you throw it away? A blue meringue.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 4, 2026 #3,276 What kind of ice cream do they sell at airports? Plain.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 4, 2026 #3,277 Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed? The driver blamed it on the rocky road.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 4, 2026 #3,278 Why was the footballer upset on their birthday? They got a red card.
Donna Still Fresh Joined Apr 16, 2011 Messages 23 Location Maryland, USA Jun 5, 2026 #3,279 Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 17,674 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Jun 6, 2026 #3,280 What do you call a snowman in the summertime? A puddle.