(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[kuru]

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the painting.

Random time traveller: "Challenge accepted."

 

[Git1]

How do you keep someone in suspense?

Spoiler

...

 

[Null]

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop.

 

[Null]

Guess who I bumped into on my way to the optician?
Everyone.

 

[Null]

How does the Pope shop online on Cyber Monday?
With his Papal account.

 

[Null]

What’s the difference between an American school bus and a D-Day landing craft?
They wait for you to leave the school bus before opening fire.

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

 

[Null]

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered.

 

[Null]

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.

 

[TeDaDeS]

I liked Lelslie Nielsen and that genre of weird humor.