(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

Wanted: Schrodinger’s Cat.
Dead and Alive.

 

[Djoga'Ro]

I wonder, does the "Bad" modify the "Joke", the "Appreciation", or the "Corner"?

 

[kuru]

Maybe (Bad)Joke has been concatenated with great foresight.

 

[Djoga'Ro]

No, with appreciation and corner.

 

[kuru]

I hope you appreciate having me cornered there.

 

[Null]

What happens when the FBI goes to bed?
They go undercover.

 

[Null]

What is a mathematician's favourite dessert?
Chocolate pi.

 

[Null]

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

 

[Null]

What are the 4 stages of life?
You believe in Santa.
You don’t believe in Santa.
You are Santa.
You look like Santa.

 

[Null]

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe.
He holds air hostage.

 

[TeDaDeS]

Chuck Norris once worked as a lumberjack in a forest named The Sahara.

 

[Null]

How do elves measure their height?
In Santa-meters.

 

[Null]

How many bones are in a human hand?
A handful.