(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


Okay. Donald Trump is giving you an idea on what he likes as a beverage. He suggests that "caffeinated drinks" are fine, but he hasn't partaken of them. He's like me, he's not done drugs. He's a good guy that you have to give a chance.
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comradekingu said:
"I'll drink water. Sometimes tomato juice, which I like.
Sometimes orange juice, which I like.
I'll drink different things. But the Coke or Pepsi boosts you up a little." -Trump
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He's an anti-drug guy. He's against what the US pushes on the world. We're going to be better than what we have been doing.
[doublepost=1484803686][/doublepost]I'm good with Trump. He's going to be a great President. We don't need a whiny person. I like the Brexit and WE THE PEOPLE should like it. It takes a real loser to hate what WE ARE DOING!
 
FlapJack said:
He's like me, he's not done drugs. He's a good guy that you have to give a chance.
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The guy basically lived on Cocaine back in the 80's, still might from his consistent sniffing...
FlapJack said:
I'm good with Trump. He's going to be a great President. We don't need a whiny person.
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You're talking about the guy that acts like a little kid when people on twitter makes fun of him and call him names...
 
rygD said:
Please avoid discussing politics, or making racist xenophobic comments, or attacking the beliefs of others here, unless it is in the form of a joke.
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Wot 'e said!

Seriously, this forum does not need discussion of politics. Politics are divisive. Recent North American politics are especially divisive. There's already enough talk of Trump/etc in the world to last a lifetime, without it being brought up here as well.

Can we, please, get back to the jokes?
 
My apologies for earlier. I need to keep things light and jokey - especially here. So...
Funny-Donald-Trump-Meme-Picture.jpg
 
I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
 
Last night I dreamed that I was an ice cream cone and I tried to eat myself! (that's probably a "Seinfeld" joke from way back)...
 
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.

Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
They had just finished a March of 31 days.

Using a prism allows me to see the sun in a different light.
 
First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.

I'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day.
It's depths that get to me.


Today I found out CuTe (http://www.farmerscopper.com/tellurium-copper.html) really exists:
...round rod. ... is adapted for use in high-speed automatic screw ... precipitations become finely dispersed throughout the ... thus enabling a much higher ... speed than with pure ... thus insuring longer tool ...makes it a suitable material for ...and is an outstanding ... for the production of hot...


TransFormers... rowboats in theseguys!
 
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