(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Løra (Lolla)]

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh


What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (no eye deer)


What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper


What's a good name for a person who likes digging? Doug


How do you know when the sea is saying "hello" and "goodbye"? It waves

 

[slaeshjag]

Here's a bad one:

During I visit in the UK, after being there for a few days.

Me: "I just noticed... You drive on the wrong side of the road!" (comment on this: Ofc, I knew that, but I hadn't notice until then)

"No we don't"

Me: "Yes you do."

"No, we drive on the right side of the road."

Me: "Uhm, no. You drive on the left side of the road "

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

@slaeshjag: Omg..that..that was just...terrible...well done lololol

 

[Binky]

What do you call a legless deer with no eyes.

Still no idea!

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

@Binky: Weeeeeeee!

 

[Wrath Of Khan]

My dad was the worlds greatest boxer...Yeah he worked at a boxing factory for 30 years...

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

@Wrath of Khan: Lol

 

[Wrath Of Khan]

@binky Oh deer!

Two deers are in a shopping mall. One says to the other ; that dress is very expensive! No says the other deer. Its very deer!!

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Oh..oh..my..that was...terrible too...I like it, hehe

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

What did people say when the great plague of London reached its peak? "Oh rats!"

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Why are elephants better workers? Because they work for peanuts.


What says "now you see me, now you don't"? A snowman on a zebra crossing.


Why do crabs never walk on a road? They prefer sidewalks.

 

[pmprog]

Q: What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

A: Russell

Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

A: Cliff

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

@pmprog: Lmao!

 

[PokeParadox]

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkeesaurus?

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

@PokeParadox: Haha

 

[PokeParadox]

-I've got the best knock knock joke ever, want to hear it?

Sure!

-OK, You start!

Knock knock!

-Who's there?

"..."

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-Knock knock

Who's there?

-GRandma

Grandma who?

-Knock knock

Who's there?

-GRandma

Grandma who?

-Knock knock

Who's there?

-GRandma

Grandma who?

-Knock knock

Who's there?

-Aunt

Aunt who?

Aunt you glad that grandma's gone?

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Lmaoooo!

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

Knock knock


Who's there?


Justin


Justin who?


Justin time for a cup of tea


Knock knock


Who's there?


Felix


Felix who?


Felix my icecream again I'll 'it 'im


Knock knock


Who's there?


Doctor


Doctor who?


Exactly


Knock knock


Who's there?


Nicholas


Nicholas who?


Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees


Knock knock


Who's there?


Lucy


Lucy who?


Lucy lastic makes your pants fall down

 

[Binky]

Aurg!

 

[Løra (Lolla)]

@Binky: I hope that was the sound of you appreciating the jokes and not of disdain?