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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh


What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea (no eye deer)


What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper


What's a good name for a person who likes digging? Doug


How do you know when the sea is saying "hello" and "goodbye"? It waves
 
Here's a bad one:

During I visit in the UK, after being there for a few days.

Me: "I just noticed... You drive on the wrong side of the road!" (comment on this: Ofc, I knew that, but I hadn't notice until then)

"No we don't"

Me: "Yes you do."

"No, we drive on the right side of the road."

Me: "Uhm, no. You drive on the left side of the road :p"
 
@binky Oh deer!

Two deers are in a shopping mall. One says to the other ; that dress is very expensive! No says the other deer. Its very deer!!
 
What did people say when the great plague of London reached its peak? "Oh rats!"
 
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Why are elephants better workers? Because they work for peanuts.


What says "now you see me, now you don't"? A snowman on a zebra crossing.


Why do crabs never walk on a road? They prefer sidewalks.
 
-I've got the best knock knock joke ever, want to hear it?

Sure!

-OK, You start!

Knock knock!

-Who's there?

"..."

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-Knock knock

Who's there?

-GRandma

Grandma who?

-Knock knock

Who's there?

-GRandma

Grandma who?

-Knock knock

Who's there?

-GRandma

Grandma who?

-Knock knock

Who's there?

-Aunt

Aunt who?

Aunt you glad that grandma's gone?
 
Knock knock


Who's there?


Justin


Justin who?


Justin time for a cup of tea


Knock knock


Who's there?


Felix


Felix who?


Felix my icecream again I'll 'it 'im


Knock knock


Who's there?


Doctor


Doctor who?


Exactly :D


Knock knock


Who's there?


Nicholas


Nicholas who?


Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees


Knock knock


Who's there?


Lucy


Lucy who?


Lucy lastic makes your pants fall down
 
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