@gp32rich: Hahahaha! Niiiice
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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What did one dog say to the other in an argument? You're barking up the wrong tree.
Why are dogs good at cleaning up rubbish? They're litter trained.
Why is Simba not a good friend to have? He's always lion (lying
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What bird is always out of breath? A puffin
What animal makes a good writer? A PENguin
Why are dogs good at cleaning up rubbish? They're litter trained.
Why is Simba not a good friend to have? He's always lion (lying
)What bird is always out of breath? A puffin
What animal makes a good writer? A PENguin
comradekingu
Glowing ember
I can only think you discarded many a good joke to arrive on those 5.
Why was the joke not unfunny?
-Because everyone laughed.
Why was the joke not unfunny?
-Because everyone laughed.
@comradekingu: You're quite right. Today I was racking my brain for animal jokes.
How do rabbits measure their gold? In carrots
How do rabbits measure their gold? In carrots
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comradekingu
Glowing ember
How do jewish rabbits measure their carrots?
@comradekingu: Dunno. How?
@Binky: Lol!
@Binky: Lol!
I have a feeling we'll never know the answer...
Why couldn't the pony speak? Its throat was a little horse (hoarse)
What's a cannibal's favourite meal? Shepherds Pie
Two children were having a conversation:
Child 1: My aunt's going away on holiday.
Child 2: Oh, where's she going?
Child 1: Alaska.
Child 2: It's ok. Alaska myself
What's a cannibal's favourite meal? Shepherds Pie
Two children were having a conversation:
Child 1: My aunt's going away on holiday.
Child 2: Oh, where's she going?
Child 1: Alaska.
Child 2: It's ok. Alaska myself
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was in tents.
Haha
What do birds have for breakfast? Shredded Tweet
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar
What do you get if you cross a dog with a rose? A collie-flower
What did one phone say to the other phone? I'm engaged
Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! - pull yourself together
Doctor doctor, I feel like a bin! - don't talk rubbish
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar
What do you get if you cross a dog with a rose? A collie-flower
What did one phone say to the other phone? I'm engaged
Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! - pull yourself together
Doctor doctor, I feel like a bin! - don't talk rubbish
Lololol.
Doctor doctor, I feel like a sheep! - stop bleating on about it.
Doctor doctor, I feel the need to gamble! - I bet.
What's a ghoul's favourite dessert? I scream
Doctor doctor, I feel like a sheep! - stop bleating on about it.
Doctor doctor, I feel the need to gamble! - I bet.
What's a ghoul's favourite dessert? I scream
Why are eggs funny? Because they have good yolks..
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A nun rolling down a hill
Fzero
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Sorry about that.
I shall ensure all future jokes are of a suitably low standard.
