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What’s the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
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What’s the most frustrating part about being a chicken farmer?
Every year, without exception, your crop fails after planting them out.
(This is the bad joke thread, isn't it?)
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No, this is Patrick.
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What do you call a cloud that’s afraid of heights?
Fog.
Fog.
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How can you tell if a plant is good at math?
It has square roots.
It has square roots.
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Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?
Because he always accepts cookies.
Because he always accepts cookies.
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Man: What time is it?
Plumber: It’s between 8am and 4pm.
Plumber: It’s between 8am and 4pm.
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Some alligators can grow up to 14 feet. But most only have four.
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I was told they look pretty snappy with 4 feet.
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Why did the plumber wear glasses?
He couldn’t see shit without them.
He couldn’t see shit without them.
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Did you know that every year hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school?
Never to be heard from again.
Never to be heard from again.
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What’s the best parting gift?
A comb.
A comb.
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What do you call a kid that’s afraid of Santa?
Claustrophobic.
Claustrophobic.
Ah, you mean Clausphobic, I didn't get it at first.
What do you call a kid that’s TOO afraid of Santa?
Claustoophobic.
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I'm more afraid of the legions of elves, commanded by Santa von Clausewitz.
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It's a twist on the word claustrophobic to mean scared of Santa rather than confined spaces.
