Mother enters the room, checks that the tissues are clean, the pot is closed and trousers zipped:
- OK. He gets asleep before starting with her too. At least now I know it's not me.
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- OK. He gets asleep before starting with her too. At least now I know it's not me.
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I took my grandma to a fish spa centre where the little fish eat your dead skin for only £45.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
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Peony: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Me: A fsh.
Peony: No, blind.
Me: A fsh.
Peony: No, blind.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
-Still no idea,
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no ears?
-Anything you like, it can't hear you!
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No, the correct last answer to the additional question Git1 posed is 'a doe'. Doh!.Git1 forked Confuzzled's joke
The correct last question is "What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia?"
I guess this is a pull request on the fork.
Further bad jokes of the same ilk:
What do you call a deaf elephant?
- Anything you like, it can't hear you!
I say, I say, my dog has no nose!
- How does it smell?
Terrible!
Where do you find the Andes?
-At the end of the Armies.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
-Three. the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.
Which country do short-necked giraffes come from?
-Hungary!
TeDaDeS
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Bacon and eggs walk into a restaurant.
The manager says: "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here".
The manager says: "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here".
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Why does your dog run into the corner each time the bell rings?
He’s a Boxer.
He’s a Boxer.
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Yeah, it's a flawed pun that has been going around in Oz since I was a kid, but it 'sounds funny', so it passes the 'pub test'. Now; I'm sure a doe would have genitalia?
Anywho, back on topic:
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted.
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If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
TeDaDeS
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because it makes your fridge look cool, which is chill.
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My family is very much into amateur magic performances. Perhaps that's why I have two half-sisters.
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What do you get when you cross a shark and a cow?
Your research funding permanently suspended.
Your research funding permanently suspended.
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How often do chemists go to work?
Periodically.
Periodically.
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When’s the worst time to have a heart attack?
During a game of charades.
During a game of charades.
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What’s ET short for?
He’s got tiny legs.
He’s got tiny legs.
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What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for ages?
Church.
Church.
