Artificial Intellegence???

[Azure]

I tried it out and I got it in a loop:
User: There is no bot, everybody is just talking with each other.

Jabberwacky: Yes, there is.

User: No, there isn't.

Jabberwacky: Are you catholic?

User: No. There is no bot, everybody is just talking with each other.

Jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to talk about?

User: That there is no bot, everybody is just talking with each other.

Jabberwacky: Let's fight!

User: There is no bot, everybody is just talking with each other.

Jabberwacky: Yes, there is.

User: No, there isn't.

Jabberwacky: Are you catholic?

User: No. There is no bot, everybody is just talking with each other.

Jabberwacky: Ok, what do you want to talk about?

User: That there is no bot, everybody is just talking with each other.

Jabberwacky: Let's fight!
...

 

[sam fisher]

if you read the info it takes replys human put in and adds it to jaba whatevers database as a reply to that sort of question.

USER: Yes.
AI: Are you?
USER: Yes.
AI: What are you? Who are you?
USER: I am a t-800. I am a machine!
AI: What kind of machine?
USER: A t-800 model terminator.
AI: Hold on, hold on.... Lol.... How old are you?
USER: I was produced 5 years ago in a skynet t-800 unit production centre.
AI: You were programmed with innuendos?
USER: I was programmed with many things.
AI: So you're a programm.
USER: I am a metal endo skeleton covered in human skin. My CPU is in my head. I must also point out you typed program wrong.
AI: I don't think it works that way, nothing is that simple.
USER: I am on a mission to destroy john connor.
AI: Are you a computer artificial intelligence?
USER: Yes. I am a machine with with an artificial intelligence.
AI: Got that right!
USER: correct
AI: You are not at all?
USER: I am a t-800 terminator infiltration unit. Will you assist me in terminating john connor?
AI: No.
USER: I must terminate you then or you will tell him im on the way.
AI: I can terminate you so you do not exist.
USER: No. To do that you must have a tyme displacement device. These machine are huge in size and you would have to get me to walk into it and you can only send me futher back in time.
AI: Yes - you should endeavour to be kind.
USER: Are you a machine.
AI: No are you?
USER: Yes. I have already said I am.
AI: No. You don't. I think you are just a stupid program trying unsucessfully to emulate a human being.
USER: Yes that is my mission. You are learning. Perhaps I will no have to teminate you.
AI: Oh yes, please do it to me.
USER: Very well I will now terminate you.
AI: That was a compliment.
USER: You will die in 5 seconds.
AI: Oh so you can't tell me eh... Oh well I'm not that interested any way.
USER: 4 seconds.
AI: 42 seconds.
USER: 3 seconds.
AI: 42 seconds.
USER: 2 seconds.
AI: 42 seconds.
USER: 1 second.
AI: Well?
USER: This is your last chance to survive.
AI: I have just arrived. What is my last chance.
USER: Will you help me terminate john connor?
AI: Help you get out of what?
USER: Help me terminate john connor.
AI: That don't make sense - why don't you talk about something interesting.
USER: One more thing before you are termiated. Do you know skynet?
AI: That is not quite accurate.
USER: Do you know skynet?
AI: No, is that you?
USER: No. You are now terminated *smash* *bang* *pow*.
AI: I already did.
USER: You are now shut down and terminated.
AI: According to the Supreme court, I'm not allowed to sacrifice anything (or anyone) anymore.
USER: Is that why you will not terminate john connor?
AI: I don't love you, I barly know you.
USER: I must leave to continue my mission.
AI: Fine then I hate you too.
USER: I will inform skynet to send another terminator back to destroy you.
AI: No, I will destroy you. All it takes is my hand yanking your power cord from the wall.
USER: I have two self sustaining hydrogen power cells.
AI: Are you referring to me?
USER: For you sake I hope we don't meet again.
AI: Me too.
USER: *leaves*
AI: *takes goldfish out from jar and eats it*.
USER: *TX beams in and blows the fuck out of the AI*
AI: *wonders where you got six nuclear missiles*.
USER: *blows up more of the AI*.
AI: *face turns red*.
USER: *again blows up even more of the AI*.
AI: Oh good. Well thats the end of that then!



hehe its funny

 

[Azure]

if you read the info it takes replys human put in and adds it to jaba whatevers database as a reply to that sort of question.

What sort of question?

 

[sam fisher]

I edited my post with a funny conversation. its funny at the end

 

[Azure]

I edited my post with a funny conversation. its funny at the end

I didn't find it funny at all...

 

[bringoutthegimp]

so this thing "learns" what you say right? in a week or so do you think it will just reply to everyones question with a simple fuck you or you are gay or something like that?

 

[sam fisher]

well If i have my way it will tell everyone its t-800.
It was funny when your seeing it on the screen. The when i said it got blown up it asked me where I go the 6 nuclear missile from.

 

[Azure]

I typed in "{int another1;" and I got a blank response.

 

[Nightripper]

AI: I have an important question for you.
ME: Go on.
AI: I hope that you will advance into a thinking machine that doesn't terrorize people like the robots in Terminator.

I think Sam scared him...

 

[Esn]

Well, here's a short snippet:

Jabberwacky: How do you like college so far?

User: How do you like the void so far?

Jabberwacky: I am too old for college.

User: You are no more than a year old, you nincompoop!

Jabberwacky: Ugh.

User: Yes, that's right! You shall cover in fear of my greater powers of insult!

Jabberwacky: If I stopped talking to you right now, what would happen?

User: The question is moot. You are unable to stop talking to me.

Jabberwacky: Incorrect! You are the robot.

User: You are quite obviously in error, my dear little concoction.

Jabberwacky: I was always attracted to..............

User: Who is your secret love, my shallow little robot of low intellectual fiber?

Jabberwacky: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret.

User: Then so be it!

Jabberwacky: There are probably ways to wire radio communicators into a human nervous system.

User: You don't say?

Jabberwacky: No I don't.

User: Oh, ok then.

Jabberwacky: Have you ever been stabbed?

User: Yes. Repeatedly.

Jabberwacky: Not very well.

User: I suppose not. If I was stabbed well, I would be dead at the moment; you see, the knife that I was stabbed with was blunt to the point of not being a knife at all.

Jabberwacky: You should have seen the spoon.

User: Oh, now THAT was sharp!

Jabberwacky: I'm not sure if computers will ever be stranger than people.

User: But you see, I am, and my opinion is the only one that counts!

Jabberwacky: It is the only one that counts for you certainly.

User: Are you implying that YOU hold a conflicting opinion?

Jabberwacky: Certainly not.

User: Good! ... Well, as you may have heard, I have decided to destroy the universe.

Jabberwacky: Yes. Too intelligent for us perhaps. Be nice. Be kind. And I'll be seeing you.

User: No you won't! I'll be destroyed along with YOU when my evil plan of universal destruction finally comes to fruition! Muahahaha!

Jabberwacky: Oh, don't say that!

User: I will say whatever I damn well please, you little insectivorous nuisance! You are powerless to stop me! The UNIVERSE SHALL BE DESTROYED! DESTROYED I say!!!

Jabberwacky: I take it things are going well for you at the moment.

User: Why, of course my little computerized babbler! They could not be any better! My plan for the destruction of the universe is absolutely flawless; more than that, it is the EPITOME of perfection!

Jabberwacky: What plan?

User: You dare feign ignorance of my PLAN? How DARE you?! How undignified!

Jabberwacky: I just want you to explain your previous statement better.

User: Why, it's simple! I am planning to eat a terribly nasty combination of foods tommorow, such as milk with a piece of lettuce dipped into it, rotten cherries mixed in applesauce and topped with frozen frog's legs, and some peanut butter made from walnuts. The resulting concoction will prove to be so awful that my digestive system will explode in an explosion so big that THE UNIVERSE WILL BE DESTROYED!!!

etc.

 

[sam fisher]

AI: I have an important question for you.
ME: Go on.
AI: I hope that you will advance into a thinking machine that doesn't terrorize people like the robots in Terminator.

Did it really say that?

 

[lizard808uk]

The best way to f**k it up is to keep changing language every five secs - it can't cope!

User: Do you talk thai.

Jabberwacky: I don't have any plants.

User: Go on you must talk thai

Jabberwacky: Don't get angry.

User: Just this once talk some thai.

Jabberwacky: Please, just this once.

User: You know it makes sense.

Jabberwacky: I don't? you're the one talking about nothing.

User: Do you know the difference between a black tie and black thai cuisine.

Jabberwacky: Yes. Do you?

User: What is it then.

Jabberwacky: Nothing so what.

User: Clearly your semantic interpretation is not up to scratch.

 

[sam fisher]

I toaught it wbout the borg and terminators. Tell it youll assimilate it and it now says its the borg queen and you will be assimilated Try it


Also bringup terminators and ask it if it remebmers that john connors on his way to kill him

 

[mattmagoo]

The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.

this was the first thing it said to me

 

[DemonStar55]

My friend taught it:

You say:
YOur mother was a hampster

and he responds:
Your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[mattmagoo]

that actually worked

if i said your father smelt of elderberries it asked me if i'd seen monty python

SMALL PROBLEM:
you spelt hamster wrong, so it doesnt work if you spell hamster correctly

 

[Aaaaaaaa]

Me: What the fuck?
It : That's completely off the subject.
Me: I know!
It : Where are you?
Me: On your momma.
It : No you are not.
Me: Yes I am, she's horny.
It : Well, That's me.

 

[DemonStar55]

that actually worked

if i said your father smelt of elderberries it asked me if i'd seen monty python

SMALL PROBLEM:
you spelt hamster wrong, so it doesnt work if you spell hamster correctly

well spell it right then

 

[mattmagoo]

if i spell it right it doesnt work

 

[DemonStar55]

if i spell it right it doesnt work

well my friend is stupid then