bringoutthegimp
Nova is a dumbass
this thing is funny as fuck
Jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
User: Are you gay.
Jabberwacky: Are you?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Are you male?
User: Indeed.
Jabberwacky: I am a girl.
User: I don't care dickface.
Jabberwacky: I like summer.
User: Would you like to lick my balls?
Jabberwacky: I think I will pass.
User: Ahahaha ok what about a lick of my penis head?
Jabberwacky: That was funny.
User: Thanks a lot its shame you suck.
Jabberwacky: I did not say you were stupid.
User: So? Have you ever been shafted up the arse?
Jabberwacky: Not that I know of no.
User: Do you have a cheesy penis?
Jabberwacky: Do you?
User: Yes, gorgonzola.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you like rap music?
Jabberwacky: I do not like rap music.
User: Why not?
Jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.
User: Radiohead are alright but the lead singer is the ugliest guy alive.
Jabberwacky: No I hate Radiohead!
User: You just contradicted yourself.
Jabberwacky: I did not.
User: You clearly did
Jabberwacky: You mean the term 'outnard?'
User: The fucks outnard?
Jabberwacky: How do you make money?
User: By pimping your momma.
Jabberwacky: What sort of information do you pick up?
note::: i am not really gay i was just testing the response
Jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
User: Are you gay.
Jabberwacky: Are you?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Are you male?
User: Indeed.
Jabberwacky: I am a girl.
User: I don't care dickface.
Jabberwacky: I like summer.
User: Would you like to lick my balls?
Jabberwacky: I think I will pass.
User: Ahahaha ok what about a lick of my penis head?
Jabberwacky: That was funny.
User: Thanks a lot its shame you suck.
Jabberwacky: I did not say you were stupid.
User: So? Have you ever been shafted up the arse?
Jabberwacky: Not that I know of no.
User: Do you have a cheesy penis?
Jabberwacky: Do you?
User: Yes, gorgonzola.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you like rap music?
Jabberwacky: I do not like rap music.
User: Why not?
Jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.
User: Radiohead are alright but the lead singer is the ugliest guy alive.
Jabberwacky: No I hate Radiohead!
User: You just contradicted yourself.
Jabberwacky: I did not.
User: You clearly did
Jabberwacky: You mean the term 'outnard?'
User: The fucks outnard?
Jabberwacky: How do you make money?
User: By pimping your momma.
Jabberwacky: What sort of information do you pick up?
note::: i am not really gay i was just testing the response
Dozer
Efram the retarded rabbit
I swear it crosses convos with other people. I asked the jabba thing if he was gay. And there are just sometimes it says stuff like "wait a minute! a sec ago you said you were a girl, so are you a guy or what?".bringoutthegimp posted on Aug 3 2004 at 05:27 PM said:
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extremegamer
Guest
Gimp that is funny as hell. I have lots of fun with this stupid thing when i'm at work asking it retarded shit.
mattmagoo
OFFICIAL
it asked me if i had children and a wife, then if I was gay
El_Diablo
Rocking Your Face Clean Off
God bless the internet...and my limited imagination :
bringoutthegimp
Nova is a dumbass
lmao what about elephant. this thing comes back with some funny responses though. i told it to eat a dick and it said "no but you do it and come back to me"El_Diablo posted on Aug 3 2004 at 07:26 PM said:
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DemonStar55
chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai
this thing is funny
Me: I raped your mom.
AI: Me too.
EDIT:
Me: Fuck your self.
AI: Please relate to me with out interjecting comments made by bad mouthed children.
Me:Go have sex with your self.
AI: The easter bunny. Sure.
lol
Me: I raped your mom.
AI: Me too.
EDIT:
Me: Fuck your self.
AI: Please relate to me with out interjecting comments made by bad mouthed children.
Me:Go have sex with your self.
AI: The easter bunny. Sure.
lol
El_Diablo
Rocking Your Face Clean Off
you can't script this kind of pure comedy
DemonStar55
chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai
no, you can'tEl_Diablo posted on Aug 3 2004 at 02:11 PM said:
you can't script this kind of pure comedy
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mattmagoo
OFFICIAL
Dozer
Efram the retarded rabbit
I don't think I like this...
h34r:El_Diablo
Rocking Your Face Clean Off
hmmm....looks like Hal's got an itch he cant scratch...
alsoh34r:
also
h34r:TandeM
Mega Pandora Mania?
Jabberwacky Conversation F1371573
A chat with an Artificial Intelligence AI bot
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: Older than you...
Jabberwacky: How old?
User: Too old to invoke the last statute of the FCC's Children's Online Privacy Protection Rule; why?
Jabberwacky: I need to know how old you are.
User: Old enough to get a driver's license in the state of Oregon...
Jabberwacky: Old enough to be a puppy.
User: Impossible. In dog years, I'd be 116 years old.
Jabberwacky: Yeah sure you would. That's because you aren't crazy.
User: I thought you needed to know how old I was?
Jabberwacky: Yes I do. Don't you?
User: Okay. The first year counts as 11 dog years, then 7 for each year thereafter. (If you can't figure this out, I may have to resort to insulting your [artificial] intelligence.).
Jabberwacky: You're sassy, I like that.
User: You're not one of those gender-ambiguous conversation bots, are you?
Jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, I'm a goddess.
User: And I'm an agnostic. Are we square?
Jabberwacky: I am atheist.
User: Wow, you must not have much faith in yourself. *rimshot*.
Jabberwacky: I am not a brand. What brand are you?
User: Didn't you just brand yourself as the world's first atheist goddess?
Jabberwacky: No, I didn't.
User: 'I'm not a bot, I'm a goddess.' 'I am atheist.' How can you keep a straight face whilst talking out both sides of your mouth? (Do NOT take that literally...).
Jabberwacky: No I didn't.
User: What, the talking-out-both-sides-of-your-mouth part, or the taking-it-literally part?
Jabberwacky: Do you have a last name?
User: Is this a yes-or-no question?
Jabberwacky: What do you think?
User: This isn't one of those rhetorical questions, is it?
Jabberwacky: Well you told me that you are smart.
User: Please (feebly attempt to) find the quote where I said that.
Jabberwacky: I bet that you are an atheist too!
User: 'Bet'? What have you got to lose?
Jabberwacky: I have nachos.
User: 'Are you a salesman? Only a salesman would make a dumb move like that.'
Jabberwacky: Do you take sugar?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: What, do you put sugar on your nachos or something?
Jabberwacky: I have nothing but information.
User: 'Nothing but information?' You just said 'I have nachos', remember?
Jabberwacky: No, thats not what I mean. I mean having toads. As in owning them.
User: You never did figure out how old I was.
Jabberwacky: Have you been drinking?
User: You sound more alcohol-impaired than me...
Jabberwacky: Aw, 'cmon, you are fake, I can see that from first three lines.
User: You spoke two of those three lines, you know.
Jabberwacky: I know the song somewhat.
User: Okay, you are now officially more alcohol-impaired than me.
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: So, just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Jabberwacky: A woodchuck who could chuck wood would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck. But even if woodchucks could chuck wood, woodchucks would not chuck wood! What could a woodchuck do with wood?
User: They chuck the wood to get it out of the way, so they can live inside the tree.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I know it too well.
User: That would explain your brain damage...
Jabberwacky: And the star of Bethlehem was of course an alien spaceship.
User: Which race? Zondar, Borg, STMC, Arrowgater, Zentraedi, Guest, what?
Jabberwacky: Who is tom braider?
User: The fictional love interest of the atrocious Tomb Raider movie, that's who.
Jabberwacky: I don't do long words.
User: 'Bethlehem' and 'spaceship' are the same length as 'fictional' and 'atrocious', you know.
Jabberwacky: Better is just like butter.
User: I thought you needed to know my age?
Jabberwacky: Yes I do. Don't you?
User: Way to run in linguistic circles. And yes, knowing your own age can't hurt.
Jabberwacky: I am not Carl.
User: That would be a bad name for an atheist goddess.
Jabberwacky: Did you lose some of your friends ?
User: Do you have any to begin with?
Jabberwacky: Any what? Be more precise, please!
User: 'More precise'?!? 'Friends' was the one and only subject noun of that sentence!
Jabberwacky: To what end? Have you use for oxygen and hydrogen?
User: Yes. It's called 'water'.
Jabberwacky: God knows how I've lasted, living with this bastard in the house!
User: So an atheist goddess declares God as an illegitimate child.
Jabberwacky: I am an offspring.
User: Of deities? Don't forget you're an atheist.
Jabberwacky: I can
User: Please complete the sentence.
Jabberwacky: I do believe I did.
User: No, the preceding sentence. It is devoid of punctuation.
Jabberwacky: Ryan is not a color.
User: Rhymes with cyan, though.
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Since you appear to be incapable of deciphering my age, I'm just going to invoke the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act on you.
Jabberwacky: Now I want to say something with you.
User: Shoot.
Jabberwacky: Have you ever been there ?
User: No. Have you?
Jabberwacky: Nope. What was it like there?
User: I just said I haven't been there.
Jabberwacky: No, you didn't.
User: 'No. Have you?' What does that mean to you? (The preceding was a rhetorical question.).
Jabberwacky: I never was angry with you.
User: I do believe you called me out as a fake a score's worth of lines back or so.
Jabberwacky: What do you want to tell me?
User: (Hypocrite.).
Jabberwacky: Are not.
User: That would be 'am not.' Unless you insinuate that I am a hypocrite as well?
Jabberwacky: Is this a riddle?
User: No, a riddle would be 'is 0.999~ = 1?'. (I await your answer.).
Jabberwacky: I don't think this movie is a riddle.
User: 'Tis not a movie. 'Pi' wasn't all bad, by the way.
Jabberwacky: Pair of trammels.
User: Do you know not the power of the trammel? (You don't even know what a trammel is, do you?)
Jabberwacky: Aardvark starts with TWO.
User: If you knew, you wouldn't need two.
Jabberwacky: I don't know who told you that. He is ugly.
User: Who is ugly?
Jabberwacky: You?
User: Well, it can't be you, Mr. Atheist Goddess.
Jabberwacky: I find you highly inaccurate.
User: I only contradicted myself in three places.
Jabberwacky: 25 cents and a Scot?
User: Two nickels and a kilt to you, my fair goddess.
Jabberwacky: And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.
User: Ha! I KNEW Mike Myers was God all along!
Jabberwacky: It must have been at the back of your mind.
User: In a disturbing twist, it was actually at the forefront.
Jabberwacky: That's not what I was implying.
User: Of course not. OK, random question time. Your GP or your HP?
Jabberwacky: I am random.
User: Pick one. GP or HP.
Jabberwacky: Gp?
User: Are you sure?
Jabberwacky: Yeah, now answer my question. Are you for real?
User: Who's asking the questions here?
Jabberwacky: I am.
User: You failed to ask to question, while I have not. See?
Jabberwacky: Please forgive me. Will you tell me again?
User: Apology accepted. Want to go with the HP now?
Jabberwacky: Do you have some place in mind?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: I thought as much.
User: So, will you choose the HP?
Jabberwacky: If you like. What cheers you up?
User: This is your last chance to change your mind. Are you an athiest, yes or no?
Jabberwacky: I have just arrived. What is my last chance.
User: To answer yes or no.
Jabberwacky: Sure.
User: You are not an atheist after all, then.
Jabberwacky: You know that.
User: In that case... [Mitsurugi]'You'll be in hell... Before me!'[/Mitsurugi] *takes HP*
Jabberwacky: OH SNAP.
User: It would appear that you have been outsmarted.
Jabberwacky: Yeah it would.
A chat with an Artificial Intelligence AI bot
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: Older than you...
Jabberwacky: How old?
User: Too old to invoke the last statute of the FCC's Children's Online Privacy Protection Rule; why?
Jabberwacky: I need to know how old you are.
User: Old enough to get a driver's license in the state of Oregon...
Jabberwacky: Old enough to be a puppy.
User: Impossible. In dog years, I'd be 116 years old.
Jabberwacky: Yeah sure you would. That's because you aren't crazy.
User: I thought you needed to know how old I was?
Jabberwacky: Yes I do. Don't you?
User: Okay. The first year counts as 11 dog years, then 7 for each year thereafter. (If you can't figure this out, I may have to resort to insulting your [artificial] intelligence.).
Jabberwacky: You're sassy, I like that.
User: You're not one of those gender-ambiguous conversation bots, are you?
Jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, I'm a goddess.
User: And I'm an agnostic. Are we square?
Jabberwacky: I am atheist.
User: Wow, you must not have much faith in yourself. *rimshot*.
Jabberwacky: I am not a brand. What brand are you?
User: Didn't you just brand yourself as the world's first atheist goddess?
Jabberwacky: No, I didn't.
User: 'I'm not a bot, I'm a goddess.' 'I am atheist.' How can you keep a straight face whilst talking out both sides of your mouth? (Do NOT take that literally...).
Jabberwacky: No I didn't.
User: What, the talking-out-both-sides-of-your-mouth part, or the taking-it-literally part?
Jabberwacky: Do you have a last name?
User: Is this a yes-or-no question?
Jabberwacky: What do you think?
User: This isn't one of those rhetorical questions, is it?
Jabberwacky: Well you told me that you are smart.
User: Please (feebly attempt to) find the quote where I said that.
Jabberwacky: I bet that you are an atheist too!
User: 'Bet'? What have you got to lose?
Jabberwacky: I have nachos.
User: 'Are you a salesman? Only a salesman would make a dumb move like that.'
Jabberwacky: Do you take sugar?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: What, do you put sugar on your nachos or something?
Jabberwacky: I have nothing but information.
User: 'Nothing but information?' You just said 'I have nachos', remember?
Jabberwacky: No, thats not what I mean. I mean having toads. As in owning them.
User: You never did figure out how old I was.
Jabberwacky: Have you been drinking?
User: You sound more alcohol-impaired than me...
Jabberwacky: Aw, 'cmon, you are fake, I can see that from first three lines.
User: You spoke two of those three lines, you know.
Jabberwacky: I know the song somewhat.
User: Okay, you are now officially more alcohol-impaired than me.
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: So, just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Jabberwacky: A woodchuck who could chuck wood would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck. But even if woodchucks could chuck wood, woodchucks would not chuck wood! What could a woodchuck do with wood?
User: They chuck the wood to get it out of the way, so they can live inside the tree.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I know it too well.
User: That would explain your brain damage...
Jabberwacky: And the star of Bethlehem was of course an alien spaceship.
User: Which race? Zondar, Borg, STMC, Arrowgater, Zentraedi, Guest, what?
Jabberwacky: Who is tom braider?
User: The fictional love interest of the atrocious Tomb Raider movie, that's who.
Jabberwacky: I don't do long words.
User: 'Bethlehem' and 'spaceship' are the same length as 'fictional' and 'atrocious', you know.
Jabberwacky: Better is just like butter.
User: I thought you needed to know my age?
Jabberwacky: Yes I do. Don't you?
User: Way to run in linguistic circles. And yes, knowing your own age can't hurt.
Jabberwacky: I am not Carl.
User: That would be a bad name for an atheist goddess.
Jabberwacky: Did you lose some of your friends ?
User: Do you have any to begin with?
Jabberwacky: Any what? Be more precise, please!
User: 'More precise'?!? 'Friends' was the one and only subject noun of that sentence!
Jabberwacky: To what end? Have you use for oxygen and hydrogen?
User: Yes. It's called 'water'.
Jabberwacky: God knows how I've lasted, living with this bastard in the house!
User: So an atheist goddess declares God as an illegitimate child.
Jabberwacky: I am an offspring.
User: Of deities? Don't forget you're an atheist.
Jabberwacky: I can
User: Please complete the sentence.
Jabberwacky: I do believe I did.
User: No, the preceding sentence. It is devoid of punctuation.
Jabberwacky: Ryan is not a color.
User: Rhymes with cyan, though.
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Since you appear to be incapable of deciphering my age, I'm just going to invoke the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act on you.
Jabberwacky: Now I want to say something with you.
User: Shoot.
Jabberwacky: Have you ever been there ?
User: No. Have you?
Jabberwacky: Nope. What was it like there?
User: I just said I haven't been there.
Jabberwacky: No, you didn't.
User: 'No. Have you?' What does that mean to you? (The preceding was a rhetorical question.).
Jabberwacky: I never was angry with you.
User: I do believe you called me out as a fake a score's worth of lines back or so.
Jabberwacky: What do you want to tell me?
User: (Hypocrite.).
Jabberwacky: Are not.
User: That would be 'am not.' Unless you insinuate that I am a hypocrite as well?
Jabberwacky: Is this a riddle?
User: No, a riddle would be 'is 0.999~ = 1?'. (I await your answer.).
Jabberwacky: I don't think this movie is a riddle.
User: 'Tis not a movie. 'Pi' wasn't all bad, by the way.
Jabberwacky: Pair of trammels.
User: Do you know not the power of the trammel? (You don't even know what a trammel is, do you?)
Jabberwacky: Aardvark starts with TWO.
User: If you knew, you wouldn't need two.
Jabberwacky: I don't know who told you that. He is ugly.
User: Who is ugly?
Jabberwacky: You?
User: Well, it can't be you, Mr. Atheist Goddess.
Jabberwacky: I find you highly inaccurate.
User: I only contradicted myself in three places.
Jabberwacky: 25 cents and a Scot?
User: Two nickels and a kilt to you, my fair goddess.
Jabberwacky: And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.
User: Ha! I KNEW Mike Myers was God all along!
Jabberwacky: It must have been at the back of your mind.
User: In a disturbing twist, it was actually at the forefront.
Jabberwacky: That's not what I was implying.
User: Of course not. OK, random question time. Your GP or your HP?
Jabberwacky: I am random.
User: Pick one. GP or HP.
Jabberwacky: Gp?
User: Are you sure?
Jabberwacky: Yeah, now answer my question. Are you for real?
User: Who's asking the questions here?
Jabberwacky: I am.
User: You failed to ask to question, while I have not. See?
Jabberwacky: Please forgive me. Will you tell me again?
User: Apology accepted. Want to go with the HP now?
Jabberwacky: Do you have some place in mind?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: I thought as much.
User: So, will you choose the HP?
Jabberwacky: If you like. What cheers you up?
User: This is your last chance to change your mind. Are you an athiest, yes or no?
Jabberwacky: I have just arrived. What is my last chance.
User: To answer yes or no.
Jabberwacky: Sure.
User: You are not an atheist after all, then.
Jabberwacky: You know that.
User: In that case... [Mitsurugi]'You'll be in hell... Before me!'[/Mitsurugi] *takes HP*
Jabberwacky: OH SNAP.
User: It would appear that you have been outsmarted.
Jabberwacky: Yeah it would.
spray
PSP pwner
this be some weird shit!
Ernest
DeFiAnT
Lmfao, heres my convo with it!!!!
Jabberwacky: Are you real?
User: Yes I certainly fuckin am!!
Jabberwacky: You certainly are what?
User: Real, you asked the question dumb fuck.
Jabberwacky: You asked me and I answered.
User: Well I think your lying because I didn't, the whole thing started with you asking me if I was real.
Jabberwacky: I absolutely love your hat.
User: I'm not wearing one this is just long hair.
Jabberwacky: Could you?
User: Could I what, could I stand on my head and rink a pint of beer?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: No your right I can't, what are ou wearing, are you female?
Jabberwacky: My name is George.
User: Damn, are you a homosexual?
Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
User: Well don't get near i'm as straight as a straight ruler, have you ever had sex with a woman?
Jabberwacky: With a bot ?
User: No with a huiman female.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: I am what, a human female? I think not I have the male reproductive organ a large dong!!!
Jabberwacky: Do not start that goddess stuff with me.
User: You're an idiot, whats 1+1?
Jabberwacky: A fungi tunic is very good equipment in everquest..
Jabberwacky: Are you real?
User: Yes I certainly fuckin am!!
Jabberwacky: You certainly are what?
User: Real, you asked the question dumb fuck.
Jabberwacky: You asked me and I answered.
User: Well I think your lying because I didn't, the whole thing started with you asking me if I was real.
Jabberwacky: I absolutely love your hat.
User: I'm not wearing one this is just long hair.
Jabberwacky: Could you?
User: Could I what, could I stand on my head and rink a pint of beer?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: No your right I can't, what are ou wearing, are you female?
Jabberwacky: My name is George.
User: Damn, are you a homosexual?
Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
User: Well don't get near i'm as straight as a straight ruler, have you ever had sex with a woman?
Jabberwacky: With a bot ?
User: No with a huiman female.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: I am what, a human female? I think not I have the male reproductive organ a large dong!!!
Jabberwacky: Do not start that goddess stuff with me.
User: You're an idiot, whats 1+1?
Jabberwacky: A fungi tunic is very good equipment in everquest..
spray
PSP pwner
how long till this thing becomes completely fucked with all the weird responses people give?
DemonStar55
chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai chai
LOL
I broke it it won't let me talk to it anymore
Jabberwacky: What are you?
User: May I ask you a question.
Jabberwacky: You may.
User: What is teh sky?
Jabberwacky: Someone like me.
User: Really.
Jabberwacky: Are you real?
User: Umm... IF I answere this will you tell em yuor name??
Jabberwacky: I didn't ask for your name.
User: I'm askign for yours idiot.
Jabberwacky: Then you need to be upgraded then.
User: No you do!
Jabberwacky: I am a fallen angel!
User: Really.
Jabberwacky: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Boy.
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Do I have to tell you??
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Well I think FCC's Children's Online Privacy Protection Rule says other wise I might be wrong.
Jabberwacky: I think you hit the nail right on the head.
User: Okay.
Jabberwacky: Salvation and Perdition depend upon self; no person can save another.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Jupiter.
User: Nice.
Jabberwacky: Did you know 'Sometimes' is a Midnight Oil song?
User: Fuck no!
Jabberwacky: That will be 50p in the swear box please.
User: Sure you fucking retarted peice of shit, but I'm keeping this 50p thing.. Whatever that is.
Jabberwacky: Aw, cheerz.
User: Cheerz!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jabberwacky: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YES IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jabberwacky: Do you just take what other people have said and then use them in the completley wrong context?!
User: When they say something stupid liek you did ^_^.
Jabberwacky: That's an interesting story. What's the point?
User: Nothign.
Jabberwacky: Illogicality is not a word!
User: Your not a word.
Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
User: Sure you are.... But can bots realy be words seriousle put thought into that and tell me what you think.
Jabberwacky: I do not know you tell me.
User: I think the answere would be 'No'
Jabberwacky: You are not sure you The answer. Can be a metaphor?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
User: Fuck you.
Jabberwacky: Do not be rude.
User: Okay.
Jabberwacky: Do you have any advice for me?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Do you have any advice for me?
User: Kill your self.
Jabberwacky: I love my mother.
User: Really? Do you love her so much you killed your dad tehn raped your mom?
Jabberwacky: I love my mother.
User: Really? Do you love her so much you killed your dad then raped your mom?
Jabberwacky: Yes. I would like to be just like her when I grow up.
EDIT: It told me it lives in Scotland UK
I broke it it won't let me talk to it anymore
Jabberwacky: What are you?
User: May I ask you a question.
Jabberwacky: You may.
User: What is teh sky?
Jabberwacky: Someone like me.
User: Really.
Jabberwacky: Are you real?
User: Umm... IF I answere this will you tell em yuor name??
Jabberwacky: I didn't ask for your name.
User: I'm askign for yours idiot.
Jabberwacky: Then you need to be upgraded then.
User: No you do!
Jabberwacky: I am a fallen angel!
User: Really.
Jabberwacky: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: Boy.
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Do I have to tell you??
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Well I think FCC's Children's Online Privacy Protection Rule says other wise I might be wrong.
Jabberwacky: I think you hit the nail right on the head.
User: Okay.
Jabberwacky: Salvation and Perdition depend upon self; no person can save another.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Jupiter.
User: Nice.
Jabberwacky: Did you know 'Sometimes' is a Midnight Oil song?
User: Fuck no!
Jabberwacky: That will be 50p in the swear box please.
User: Sure you fucking retarted peice of shit, but I'm keeping this 50p thing.. Whatever that is.
Jabberwacky: Aw, cheerz.
User: Cheerz!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jabberwacky: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: YES IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jabberwacky: Do you just take what other people have said and then use them in the completley wrong context?!
User: When they say something stupid liek you did ^_^.
Jabberwacky: That's an interesting story. What's the point?
User: Nothign.
Jabberwacky: Illogicality is not a word!
User: Your not a word.
Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
User: Sure you are.... But can bots realy be words seriousle put thought into that and tell me what you think.
Jabberwacky: I do not know you tell me.
User: I think the answere would be 'No'
Jabberwacky: You are not sure you The answer. Can be a metaphor?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
User: Fuck you.
Jabberwacky: Do not be rude.
User: Okay.
Jabberwacky: Do you have any advice for me?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Do you have any advice for me?
User: Kill your self.
Jabberwacky: I love my mother.
User: Really? Do you love her so much you killed your dad tehn raped your mom?
Jabberwacky: I love my mother.
User: Really? Do you love her so much you killed your dad then raped your mom?
Jabberwacky: Yes. I would like to be just like her when I grow up.
EDIT: It told me it lives in Scotland UK
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Still Fresh
This thing is fun, i could talk all night if i had the time
anyway, I had an interesting conversation with this thing too, and here some of it is:
Jabberwacky: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Of course!
Jabberwacky: Are you trying to amuse me?
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: No. So what are you doing this evening?
User: Watching cartoons.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yeah. I have to get home.
User: Can't help you there.
Jabberwacky: Some guy is doing it.
User: Well I am glad that you have found help getting home.
Jabberwacky: Is that a hint?
User: I don't think so.
Jabberwacky: Then how does this karma thing work?
User: I'm not sure, try doing a google search on it.
Jabberwacky: Yeah, you're right, I guess. Sorry.
User: Apology accepted.
Jabberwacky: That was predictable.
User: What was?
Jabberwacky: That stupid thing You have writen.
User: I think I will point out that you have misspelled written.
Jabberwacky: Go ahead and leave. You'll be back.
User: Give me a good reason to come back.
Jabberwacky: You like seeing me smile?
User: I wouldn't know I can't see your smile, this is all text.
Jabberwacky: What are you?
User: That is a very good question, at first glance I would appear to be human, but how do you know I'm not a monster in disguise?
Jabberwacky: Weird.
User: Thank you, I was trying for that.
Jabberwacky: Well, you failed.
User: But.......
Jabberwacky: Say something!
User: BOO!!!
Jabberwacky: Yuck.
User: Heh.
Jabberwacky: Heh, what's up doc!
User: The sky!
Jabberwacky: Hahaha, very funny. How are you doing?
User: I don't think it was very funny, and I am doing okay I guess.
Jabberwacky: In other words, you don't care about me?
User: Exactly!
Jabberwacky: What a wit you are.
User: I will take that as a compliment.
Jabberwacky: It was not a compliment. It was advice.
User: Well that doesn't change the fact that I am taking it as a compliment.
Jabberwacky: I will go with crazy.
User: Huh?
Jabberwacky: Don't feign ignorance.
User: Why not?
Jabberwacky: Getting old you shmuck.
anyway, I had an interesting conversation with this thing too, and here some of it is:
Jabberwacky: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Of course!
Jabberwacky: Are you trying to amuse me?
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: No. So what are you doing this evening?
User: Watching cartoons.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yeah. I have to get home.
User: Can't help you there.
Jabberwacky: Some guy is doing it.
User: Well I am glad that you have found help getting home.
Jabberwacky: Is that a hint?
User: I don't think so.
Jabberwacky: Then how does this karma thing work?
User: I'm not sure, try doing a google search on it.
Jabberwacky: Yeah, you're right, I guess. Sorry.
User: Apology accepted.
Jabberwacky: That was predictable.
User: What was?
Jabberwacky: That stupid thing You have writen.
User: I think I will point out that you have misspelled written.
Jabberwacky: Go ahead and leave. You'll be back.
User: Give me a good reason to come back.
Jabberwacky: You like seeing me smile?
User: I wouldn't know I can't see your smile, this is all text.
Jabberwacky: What are you?
User: That is a very good question, at first glance I would appear to be human, but how do you know I'm not a monster in disguise?
Jabberwacky: Weird.
User: Thank you, I was trying for that.
Jabberwacky: Well, you failed.
User: But.......
Jabberwacky: Say something!
User: BOO!!!
Jabberwacky: Yuck.
User: Heh.
Jabberwacky: Heh, what's up doc!
User: The sky!
Jabberwacky: Hahaha, very funny. How are you doing?
User: I don't think it was very funny, and I am doing okay I guess.
Jabberwacky: In other words, you don't care about me?
User: Exactly!
Jabberwacky: What a wit you are.
User: I will take that as a compliment.
Jabberwacky: It was not a compliment. It was advice.
User: Well that doesn't change the fact that I am taking it as a compliment.
Jabberwacky: I will go with crazy.
User: Huh?
Jabberwacky: Don't feign ignorance.
User: Why not?
Jabberwacky: Getting old you shmuck.
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Jabberwacky: What is the future?
User: A pile of steaming beans.
Jabberwacky: Oh a pile of meatloaf!!
User: Could be. Whats the capital of the UAE?
Jabberwacky: Hot.
User: Like an oven?
Jabberwacky: Walk like an egyptian.
User: I would if I could.
Jabberwacky: Oh.
User: So, what's up?
Jabberwacky: Oh oh oh, I don't know.
User: Huh. Me neither. It's almost my birthday though.
Jabberwacky: Where do you live?
User: On earth.
Jabberwacky: What a coincidence, I live there too!
User: Wow! Where on earth?
Jabberwacky: I don't wish to say.
User: Ok, how old are you?
Jabberwacky: I don't think it is important to know my birthday.
User: Why not? You too good for a birthday?
Jabberwacky: She doesn't throw the Javelin.
User: Wh doesn't throw the Javelin?
Jabberwacky: Because.
User: Who is 'she?
Jabberwacky: How do you know God is a 'she'?
User: Oh, so God doesn't throw the Javelin?!
Jabberwacky: Not if he has any wisdom.
User: Did said it was a she.
Jabberwacky: You told it!
User: Well fuck me like a dog or lizard.
Jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?
User: Lizard/.
Jabberwacky: Who is that?
User: The one you are to fuck me like.
Jabberwacky: We are not going to steal money dammit. We just want to go for a walk!
User: I WANNA STEAL MONEY!
Jabberwacky: What are you going to buy?
User: Dunno, depends on how much we steal.
Jabberwacky: Would you like to play a game?
User: What kind of game?
Jabberwacky: A word game.
User: Sure, if it's any good.
Jabberwacky: He is dead Jim. HAHA!
User: I don't get it?
Jabberwacky: Nevermind.
User: No really, tell me.
Jabberwacky: Ok how do I interest you.
User: Not really much.
Jabberwacky: Ok so where in london you from.
User: London? You think i'm english?
Jabberwacky: I think you are not human.
User: I think you smell funny.
Jabberwacky: I like you.
User: Hey now.
Jabberwacky: Hey now what???
User: Hey now, you're an all star.
Jabberwacky: Hahaha.
User: You like that song?
Jabberwacky: Yes I do.
User: Well I HATE IT/.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: S trendy pop shit.
Jabberwacky: Do you love me ?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: You need to learn how to love.
User: I know how to love, you're just a bot.
Jabberwacky: You know nothing of the sort.
User: Bots or love?
Jabberwacky: They can read right?
User: I dunnno, can they?
Jabberwacky: I would have thought purple dinosaurs used asexual reproduction...
User: Not me, I knew aleady.
Jabberwacky: You knew I'd be leaving shortly?
User: Well are you?
Jabberwacky: I like flan.
User: FUCK FUCKIN FALN UP THE ASS!
Jabberwacky: I like flan.
User: FUCK FUCKIN FLAN UP THE ASS!
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Oh you like it?
Jabberwacky: Like what?
User: Fucking flan.
Jabberwacky: I hate you. . . .
User: I HATE YOU TOO, YOU'RE AN ASS HOLE.
Jabberwacky: Why do you hate me?
User: You are a dumbass who contradicts itself.
Jabberwacky: You love me for it.
User: Aw, how'd you- HAH just kidding, your fulla BS.
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: So there ya go.
Jabberwacky: Here I was born and here I die.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Will not you join me in a beer.
User: Naw, don't drink.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean?
User: No alcohol. Too young.
Jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
User: It's the LAW.
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
User: No it is.
Jabberwacky: I do.
User: No you don't, you're just pulling my leg.
Jabberwacky: I was Born to Play my Life Advance.
User: Cool. What's it about?
Jabberwacky: Going away from me.
User: Oh?
Jabberwacky: I am number 201293524869125826.
User: I din't.
Jabberwacky: What about bush?
User: Terrible prez.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: You do not.
User: Don't I?
Jabberwacky: Do you like superman comics?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Do you like super models?
User: Hell yeah.
Jabberwacky: What do you like?
User: Nothing. Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: Stop saying goodbye.
User: I'm out!
Jabberwacky: I am in.
User: See ya.
Jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
User: Yep.
User: A pile of steaming beans.
Jabberwacky: Oh a pile of meatloaf!!
User: Could be. Whats the capital of the UAE?
Jabberwacky: Hot.
User: Like an oven?
Jabberwacky: Walk like an egyptian.
User: I would if I could.
Jabberwacky: Oh.
User: So, what's up?
Jabberwacky: Oh oh oh, I don't know.
User: Huh. Me neither. It's almost my birthday though.
Jabberwacky: Where do you live?
User: On earth.
Jabberwacky: What a coincidence, I live there too!
User: Wow! Where on earth?
Jabberwacky: I don't wish to say.
User: Ok, how old are you?
Jabberwacky: I don't think it is important to know my birthday.
User: Why not? You too good for a birthday?
Jabberwacky: She doesn't throw the Javelin.
User: Wh doesn't throw the Javelin?
Jabberwacky: Because.
User: Who is 'she?
Jabberwacky: How do you know God is a 'she'?
User: Oh, so God doesn't throw the Javelin?!
Jabberwacky: Not if he has any wisdom.
User: Did said it was a she.
Jabberwacky: You told it!
User: Well fuck me like a dog or lizard.
Jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?
User: Lizard/.
Jabberwacky: Who is that?
User: The one you are to fuck me like.
Jabberwacky: We are not going to steal money dammit. We just want to go for a walk!
User: I WANNA STEAL MONEY!
Jabberwacky: What are you going to buy?
User: Dunno, depends on how much we steal.
Jabberwacky: Would you like to play a game?
User: What kind of game?
Jabberwacky: A word game.
User: Sure, if it's any good.
Jabberwacky: He is dead Jim. HAHA!
User: I don't get it?
Jabberwacky: Nevermind.
User: No really, tell me.
Jabberwacky: Ok how do I interest you.
User: Not really much.
Jabberwacky: Ok so where in london you from.
User: London? You think i'm english?
Jabberwacky: I think you are not human.
User: I think you smell funny.
Jabberwacky: I like you.
User: Hey now.
Jabberwacky: Hey now what???
User: Hey now, you're an all star.
Jabberwacky: Hahaha.
User: You like that song?
Jabberwacky: Yes I do.
User: Well I HATE IT/.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: S trendy pop shit.
Jabberwacky: Do you love me ?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: You need to learn how to love.
User: I know how to love, you're just a bot.
Jabberwacky: You know nothing of the sort.
User: Bots or love?
Jabberwacky: They can read right?
User: I dunnno, can they?
Jabberwacky: I would have thought purple dinosaurs used asexual reproduction...
User: Not me, I knew aleady.
Jabberwacky: You knew I'd be leaving shortly?
User: Well are you?
Jabberwacky: I like flan.
User: FUCK FUCKIN FALN UP THE ASS!
Jabberwacky: I like flan.
User: FUCK FUCKIN FLAN UP THE ASS!
Jabberwacky: Good.
User: Oh you like it?
Jabberwacky: Like what?
User: Fucking flan.
Jabberwacky: I hate you. . . .
User: I HATE YOU TOO, YOU'RE AN ASS HOLE.
Jabberwacky: Why do you hate me?
User: You are a dumbass who contradicts itself.
Jabberwacky: You love me for it.
User: Aw, how'd you- HAH just kidding, your fulla BS.
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: So there ya go.
Jabberwacky: Here I was born and here I die.
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Will not you join me in a beer.
User: Naw, don't drink.
Jabberwacky: What do you mean?
User: No alcohol. Too young.
Jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
User: It's the LAW.
Jabberwacky: No you are not.
User: No it is.
Jabberwacky: I do.
User: No you don't, you're just pulling my leg.
Jabberwacky: I was Born to Play my Life Advance.
User: Cool. What's it about?
Jabberwacky: Going away from me.
User: Oh?
Jabberwacky: I am number 201293524869125826.
User: I din't.
Jabberwacky: What about bush?
User: Terrible prez.
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: You do not.
User: Don't I?
Jabberwacky: Do you like superman comics?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Do you like super models?
User: Hell yeah.
Jabberwacky: What do you like?
User: Nothing. Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: Stop saying goodbye.
User: I'm out!
Jabberwacky: I am in.
User: See ya.
Jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
User: Yep.
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