Eurovision Bong Contest


are those latvain boys actually playing those guitars?

EDIT: Lol got there before me
 
Funny, but serious comment on Germanys entry!

"You better run and hi---iiii-ide"

Yeah, I better had. My ears are still bledding. THAT was godawfull.

now Macedonia (just caught the last 10 seconds of the song, so im not going to comment on the song): Awfull Jacket. I wonder which gasstation he got that from.

Ucrainia: Yeah, white ucranian gangsta rap hit it pretty well.

Greece: didn't like it. nuff said

Croatia:er..... not sure what to say

Russia: started out good, but then lost it.

Bosnia Herzigovina: hm.... that's the clothes my 5 year old sister would like to wear (If i had a 5 year old sister, that is)

Switzerlad: missed, because i had to get my fathers notebook up into my room.

countrynamemissing:I did the same thing on a tennis bat in my childhood

france: no comment
 
Markusdragon's Summary...

Hungary: Bad
United Kingdom: Very Bad
Malta: Reasonably Bad (sounds like something you'd end a movie with)
Romania: Not very good.
Norway: TEH AWESOMENESS!!!!
Turkey: I'd prefer not to pass comment
Moldova: ...no.
Albania: Cuts through me like a garotte
Cyprus: Will probably win. It's catchy in that crappy eurovision way.
Spain: Fun but bad.
Israel: Great Hair! Crap Song
Serbia: .... no. Terrible Jackets
Denmark: Another Terrible Jacket
Sweeden: Yet another terrible Jacket
Macedonia: Worst Jacket of the Night
Ukraine: Word! (the word being no.)
Germany: No. eeeeeo.
Croatia: Sounds like the kill bill soundtrack with a crap song put on top.
Greece: Bad. Again.
Russia: Great song, bad singer.
Bosnia: Cross between Abba, the supremes, and Barbie.
Switzerland: Listenable.
Latvia: Is that gareth gates?!
France: Horrible.
 
hm.....can you tell me why this thread is name Eurovision Bong contest? Was that you, fluffy, or was it an evil mod who likes waterpipes?
 
Horscht posted on May 21 2005 at 09:56 PM said:
hm.....can you tell me why this thread is name Eurovision Bong contest? Was that you, fluffy, or was it an evil mod who likes waterpipes?

Was Me I'm afraid!
 
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oh, thanks Gracia! now everyone hates germany. Can the singing of a single person be e reason to start a war? I hope not, else Bush could say that germany's entry was a terror attack.

I bet germany will be among the last 3 entries.
 
lets take bets on how long till the eurovision song contest CD comes out
 
oh god! not even austria voted for germany. We shouldn't get above 1 points (or is germany allowed to vote for itself? I hope not.

aw god! i hate monaco now oficialy
 
right. I was wondering why we haven't been there from the begining.

hm.... our german host is talking about a semi-final all the time. Does this mean, we could have saved our ears? If Germany was still allowed to enter, how crappy must have the others have been?
 
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