Eurovision Bong Contest

[markusdragon]

Bosnia - Fabulous dresses, would love to wear them at my wedding

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Definatly the feel good song of the night too.

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

2 more to go!

Edit:

It's Ant and Dec LMAO

 

[markusdragon]

Worst fake guitar playing ever :lol:

 

[Nova]

are those latvain boys actually playing those guitars?

EDIT: Lol got there before me

 

[Horscht]

Funny, but serious comment on Germanys entry!

"You better run and hi---iiii-ide"

Yeah, I better had. My ears are still bledding. THAT was godawfull.

now Macedonia (just caught the last 10 seconds of the song, so im not going to comment on the song): Awfull Jacket. I wonder which gasstation he got that from.

Ucrainia: Yeah, white ucranian gangsta rap hit it pretty well.

Greece: didn't like it. nuff said

Croatia:er..... not sure what to say

Russia: started out good, but then lost it.

Bosnia Herzigovina: hm.... that's the clothes my 5 year old sister would like to wear (If i had a 5 year old sister, that is)

Switzerlad: missed, because i had to get my fathers notebook up into my room.

countrynamemissing:I did the same thing on a tennis bat in my childhood

france: no comment

 

[markusdragon]

Markusdragon's Summary...

Hungary: Bad
United Kingdom: Very Bad
Malta: Reasonably Bad (sounds like something you'd end a movie with)
Romania: Not very good.
Norway: TEH AWESOMENESS!!!!
Turkey: I'd prefer not to pass comment
Moldova: ...no.
Albania: Cuts through me like a garotte
Cyprus: Will probably win. It's catchy in that crappy eurovision way.
Spain: Fun but bad.
Israel: Great Hair! Crap Song
Serbia: .... no. Terrible Jackets
Denmark: Another Terrible Jacket
Sweeden: Yet another terrible Jacket
Macedonia: Worst Jacket of the Night
Ukraine: Word! (the word being no.)
Germany: No. eeeeeo.
Croatia: Sounds like the kill bill soundtrack with a crap song put on top.
Greece: Bad. Again.
Russia: Great song, bad singer.
Bosnia: Cross between Abba, the supremes, and Barbie.
Switzerland: Listenable.
Latvia: Is that gareth gates?!
France: Horrible.

 

[Horscht]

hm.....can you tell me why this thread is name Eurovision Bong contest? Was that you, fluffy, or was it an evil mod who likes waterpipes?

 

[markusdragon]

One minute left to vote!
The excitement is killing me (or maybe it's the memory of the German entry <_<)

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

hm.....can you tell me why this thread is name Eurovision Bong contest? Was that you, fluffy, or was it an evil mod who likes waterpipes?

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Was Me I'm afraid!

 

[Horscht]

oh, thanks Gracia! now everyone hates germany. Can the singing of a single person be e reason to start a war? I hope not, else Bush could say that germany's entry was a terror attack.

I bet germany will be among the last 3 entries.

 

[markusdragon]

If Germany doesn't get nil point, I'll eat my hat.*
*not a guarantee

 

[Nova]

lets take bets on how long till the eurovision song contest CD comes out

 

[markusdragon]

lets take bets on how long till the eurovision song contest CD comes out

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According to Amazon, three weeks ago :lol:

 

[Horscht]

oh god! not even austria voted for germany. We shouldn't get above 1 points (or is germany allowed to vote for itself? I hope not.

aw god! i hate monaco now oficialy

 

[rabbits with hats]

I hate turkey!

 

[Horscht]

no turkey tastes good. seriously tho, why do you hate turkey?

 

[markusdragon]

Germany are back at the bottom. Phew.

 

[Horscht]

right. I was wondering why we haven't been there from the begining.

hm.... our german host is talking about a semi-final all the time. Does this mean, we could have saved our ears? If Germany was still allowed to enter, how crappy must have the others have been?

 

[rabbits with hats]

no turkey tastes good. seriously tho, why do you hate turkey?

Why is it in europe? The same with Israel. They are in the middle east?

 

[markusdragon]

right. I was wondering why we haven't been there from the begining.

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Britain. We sucked almost as much musically, and a lot more politically of late.