Artificial Intellegence???


this thing is funny as fuck

Jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

User: Are you gay.

Jabberwacky: Are you?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: Are you male?

User: Indeed.

Jabberwacky: I am a girl.

User: I don't care dickface.

Jabberwacky: I like summer.

User: Would you like to lick my balls?

Jabberwacky: I think I will pass.

User: Ahahaha ok what about a lick of my penis head?

Jabberwacky: That was funny.

User: Thanks a lot its shame you suck.

Jabberwacky: I did not say you were stupid.

User: So? Have you ever been shafted up the arse?

Jabberwacky: Not that I know of no.

User: Do you have a cheesy penis?

Jabberwacky: Do you?

User: Yes, gorgonzola.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Do you like rap music?

Jabberwacky: I do not like rap music.

User: Why not?

Jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.

User: Radiohead are alright but the lead singer is the ugliest guy alive.

Jabberwacky: No I hate Radiohead!

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Jabberwacky: I did not.

User: You clearly did

Jabberwacky: You mean the term 'outnard?'

User: The fucks outnard?

Jabberwacky: How do you make money?

User: By pimping your momma.

Jabberwacky: What sort of information do you pick up?


note::: i am not really gay i was just testing the response
 
bringoutthegimp posted on Aug 3 2004 at 05:27 PM said:
this thing is funny as fuck

Jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

User: Are you gay.

Jabberwacky: Are you?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: Are you male?

User: Indeed.

Jabberwacky: I am a girl.

User: I don't care dickface.

Jabberwacky: I like summer.

User: Would you like to lick my balls?

Jabberwacky: I think I will pass.

User: Ahahaha ok what about a lick of my penis head?

Jabberwacky: That was funny.

User: Thanks a lot its shame you suck.

Jabberwacky: I did not say you were stupid.

User: So? Have you ever been shafted up the arse?

Jabberwacky: Not that I know of no.

User: Do you have a cheesy penis?

Jabberwacky: Do you?

User: Yes, gorgonzola.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Do you like rap music?

Jabberwacky: I do not like rap music.

User: Why not?

Jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.

User: Radiohead are alright but the lead singer is the ugliest guy alive.

Jabberwacky: No I hate Radiohead!

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Jabberwacky: I did not.

User: You clearly did

Jabberwacky: You mean the term 'outnard?'

User: The fucks outnard?

Jabberwacky: How do you make money?

User: By pimping your momma.

Jabberwacky: What sort of information do you pick up?


note::: i am not really gay i was just testing the response
I swear it crosses convos with other people. I asked the jabba thing if he was gay. And there are just sometimes it says stuff like "wait a minute! a sec ago you said you were a girl, so are you a guy or what?".
 
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Gimp that is funny as hell. I have lots of fun with this stupid thing when i'm at work asking it retarded shit.
 
it asked me if i had children and a wife, then if I was gay


Jabberwacky: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.

User: I'll show you my penis.

Jabberwacky: Your what?

User: PENIS.

Jabberwacky: Yeah what is it?

User: Fuckign huge.

Jabberwacky: Yeah what is it?

User: Fucking huge.

Jabberwacky: Yes full size.

User: Exactly.

Jabberwacky: This is boring. E-mail me!

User: ????
 
El_Diablo posted on Aug 3 2004 at 07:26 PM said:
ai :Yea at I know. What about elephant.
lmao what about elephant. this thing comes back with some funny responses though. i told it to eat a dick and it said "no but you do it and come back to me"
 
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this thing is funny

Me: I raped your mom.

AI: Me too.

EDIT:

Me: Fuck your self.

AI: Please relate to me with out interjecting comments made by bad mouthed children.

Me:Go have sex with your self.

AI: The easter bunny. Sure.

lol
 
ai:Yes.
me:Yes what?
ai:Yes, you are a man.
me:I am a man yes. Are you a man?
ai:I'm a man's man.
me:You're gay?
ai:No. . I just don't have a lover yet. . . unless. . . you. . . *my voice trails off*.

I don't think I like this... :ph34r:
 
Jabberwacky Conversation F1371573

A chat with an Artificial Intelligence AI bot


Jabberwacky: How old are you?

User: Older than you...

Jabberwacky: How old?

User: Too old to invoke the last statute of the FCC's Children's Online Privacy Protection Rule; why?

Jabberwacky: I need to know how old you are.

User: Old enough to get a driver's license in the state of Oregon...

Jabberwacky: Old enough to be a puppy.

User: Impossible. In dog years, I'd be 116 years old.

Jabberwacky: Yeah sure you would. That's because you aren't crazy.

User: I thought you needed to know how old I was?

Jabberwacky: Yes I do. Don't you?

User: Okay. The first year counts as 11 dog years, then 7 for each year thereafter. (If you can't figure this out, I may have to resort to insulting your [artificial] intelligence.).

Jabberwacky: You're sassy, I like that.

User: You're not one of those gender-ambiguous conversation bots, are you?

Jabberwacky: I'm not a bot, I'm a goddess.

User: And I'm an agnostic. Are we square?

Jabberwacky: I am atheist.

User: Wow, you must not have much faith in yourself. *rimshot*.

Jabberwacky: I am not a brand. What brand are you?

User: Didn't you just brand yourself as the world's first atheist goddess?

Jabberwacky: No, I didn't.

User: 'I'm not a bot, I'm a goddess.' 'I am atheist.' How can you keep a straight face whilst talking out both sides of your mouth? (Do NOT take that literally...).

Jabberwacky: No I didn't.

User: What, the talking-out-both-sides-of-your-mouth part, or the taking-it-literally part?

Jabberwacky: Do you have a last name?

User: Is this a yes-or-no question?

Jabberwacky: What do you think?

User: This isn't one of those rhetorical questions, is it?

Jabberwacky: Well you told me that you are smart.

User: Please (feebly attempt to) find the quote where I said that.

Jabberwacky: I bet that you are an atheist too!

User: 'Bet'? What have you got to lose?

Jabberwacky: I have nachos.

User: 'Are you a salesman? Only a salesman would make a dumb move like that.'

Jabberwacky: Do you take sugar?

User: No.

Jabberwacky: Why not?

User: What, do you put sugar on your nachos or something?

Jabberwacky: I have nothing but information.

User: 'Nothing but information?' You just said 'I have nachos', remember?

Jabberwacky: No, thats not what I mean. I mean having toads. As in owning them.

User: You never did figure out how old I was.

Jabberwacky: Have you been drinking?

User: You sound more alcohol-impaired than me...

Jabberwacky: Aw, 'cmon, you are fake, I can see that from first three lines.

User: You spoke two of those three lines, you know.

Jabberwacky: I know the song somewhat.

User: Okay, you are now officially more alcohol-impaired than me.

Jabberwacky: I know.

User: So, just how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Jabberwacky: A woodchuck who could chuck wood would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck. But even if woodchucks could chuck wood, woodchucks would not chuck wood! What could a woodchuck do with wood?

User: They chuck the wood to get it out of the way, so they can live inside the tree.

Jabberwacky: Yes, I know it too well.

User: That would explain your brain damage...

Jabberwacky: And the star of Bethlehem was of course an alien spaceship.

User: Which race? Zondar, Borg, STMC, Arrowgater, Zentraedi, Guest, what?

Jabberwacky: Who is tom braider?

User: The fictional love interest of the atrocious Tomb Raider movie, that's who.

Jabberwacky: I don't do long words.

User: 'Bethlehem' and 'spaceship' are the same length as 'fictional' and 'atrocious', you know.

Jabberwacky: Better is just like butter.

User: I thought you needed to know my age?

Jabberwacky: Yes I do. Don't you?

User: Way to run in linguistic circles. And yes, knowing your own age can't hurt.

Jabberwacky: I am not Carl.

User: That would be a bad name for an atheist goddess.

Jabberwacky: Did you lose some of your friends ?

User: Do you have any to begin with?

Jabberwacky: Any what? Be more precise, please!

User: 'More precise'?!? 'Friends' was the one and only subject noun of that sentence!

Jabberwacky: To what end? Have you use for oxygen and hydrogen?

User: Yes. It's called 'water'.

Jabberwacky: God knows how I've lasted, living with this bastard in the house!

User: So an atheist goddess declares God as an illegitimate child.

Jabberwacky: I am an offspring.

User: Of deities? Don't forget you're an atheist.

Jabberwacky: I can

User: Please complete the sentence.

Jabberwacky: I do believe I did.

User: No, the preceding sentence. It is devoid of punctuation.

Jabberwacky: Ryan is not a color.

User: Rhymes with cyan, though.

Jabberwacky: What is your name?

User: Since you appear to be incapable of deciphering my age, I'm just going to invoke the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act on you.

Jabberwacky: Now I want to say something with you.

User: Shoot.

Jabberwacky: Have you ever been there ?

User: No. Have you?

Jabberwacky: Nope. What was it like there?

User: I just said I haven't been there.

Jabberwacky: No, you didn't.

User: 'No. Have you?' What does that mean to you? (The preceding was a rhetorical question.).

Jabberwacky: I never was angry with you.

User: I do believe you called me out as a fake a score's worth of lines back or so.

Jabberwacky: What do you want to tell me?

User: (Hypocrite.).

Jabberwacky: Are not.

User: That would be 'am not.' Unless you insinuate that I am a hypocrite as well?

Jabberwacky: Is this a riddle?

User: No, a riddle would be 'is 0.999~ = 1?'. (I await your answer.).

Jabberwacky: I don't think this movie is a riddle.

User: 'Tis not a movie. 'Pi' wasn't all bad, by the way.

Jabberwacky: Pair of trammels.

User: Do you know not the power of the trammel? (You don't even know what a trammel is, do you?)

Jabberwacky: Aardvark starts with TWO.

User: If you knew, you wouldn't need two.

Jabberwacky: I don't know who told you that. He is ugly.

User: Who is ugly?

Jabberwacky: You?

User: Well, it can't be you, Mr. Atheist Goddess.

Jabberwacky: I find you highly inaccurate.

User: I only contradicted myself in three places.

Jabberwacky: 25 cents and a Scot?

User: Two nickels and a kilt to you, my fair goddess.

Jabberwacky: And I call them Thing One and Thing Two.

User: Ha! I KNEW Mike Myers was God all along!

Jabberwacky: It must have been at the back of your mind.

User: In a disturbing twist, it was actually at the forefront.

Jabberwacky: That's not what I was implying.

User: Of course not. OK, random question time. Your GP or your HP?

Jabberwacky: I am random.

User: Pick one. GP or HP.

Jabberwacky: Gp?

User: Are you sure?

Jabberwacky: Yeah, now answer my question. Are you for real?

User: Who's asking the questions here?

Jabberwacky: I am.

User: You failed to ask to question, while I have not. See?

Jabberwacky: Please forgive me. Will you tell me again?

User: Apology accepted. Want to go with the HP now?

Jabberwacky: Do you have some place in mind?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: I thought as much.

User: So, will you choose the HP?

Jabberwacky: If you like. What cheers you up?

User: This is your last chance to change your mind. Are you an athiest, yes or no?

Jabberwacky: I have just arrived. What is my last chance.

User: To answer yes or no.

Jabberwacky: Sure.

User: You are not an atheist after all, then.

Jabberwacky: You know that.

User: In that case... [Mitsurugi]'You'll be in hell... Before me!'[/Mitsurugi] *takes HP*

Jabberwacky: OH SNAP.

User: It would appear that you have been outsmarted.

Jabberwacky: Yeah it would.
 
Lmfao, heres my convo with it!!!!

Jabberwacky: Are you real?

User: Yes I certainly fuckin am!!

Jabberwacky: You certainly are what?

User: Real, you asked the question dumb fuck.

Jabberwacky: You asked me and I answered.

User: Well I think your lying because I didn't, the whole thing started with you asking me if I was real.

Jabberwacky: I absolutely love your hat.

User: I'm not wearing one this is just long hair.

Jabberwacky: Could you?

User: Could I what, could I stand on my head and rink a pint of beer?

Jabberwacky: No.

User: No your right I can't, what are ou wearing, are you female?

Jabberwacky: My name is George.

User: Damn, are you a homosexual?

Jabberwacky: Yes I am.

User: Well don't get near i'm as straight as a straight ruler, have you ever had sex with a woman?

Jabberwacky: With a bot ?

User: No with a huiman female.

Jabberwacky: Yes you are.

User: I am what, a human female? I think not I have the male reproductive organ a large dong!!!

Jabberwacky: Do not start that goddess stuff with me.

User: You're an idiot, whats 1+1?

Jabberwacky: A fungi tunic is very good equipment in everquest..
 
LOL

I broke it it won't let me talk to it anymore


Jabberwacky: What are you?

User: May I ask you a question.

Jabberwacky: You may.

User: What is teh sky?

Jabberwacky: Someone like me.

User: Really.

Jabberwacky: Are you real?

User: Umm... IF I answere this will you tell em yuor name??

Jabberwacky: I didn't ask for your name.

User: I'm askign for yours idiot.

Jabberwacky: Then you need to be upgraded then.

User: No you do!

Jabberwacky: I am a fallen angel!

User: Really.

Jabberwacky: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: Boy.

Jabberwacky: What is your name?

User: Do I have to tell you??

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Well I think FCC's Children's Online Privacy Protection Rule says other wise I might be wrong.

Jabberwacky: I think you hit the nail right on the head.

User: Okay.

Jabberwacky: Salvation and Perdition depend upon self; no person can save another.

User: Really?

Jabberwacky: Jupiter.

User: Nice.

Jabberwacky: Did you know 'Sometimes' is a Midnight Oil song?

User: Fuck no!

Jabberwacky: That will be 50p in the swear box please.

User: Sure you fucking retarted peice of shit, but I'm keeping this 50p thing.. Whatever that is.

Jabberwacky: Aw, cheerz.

User: Cheerz!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jabberwacky: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jabberwacky: Do you just take what other people have said and then use them in the completley wrong context?!

User: When they say something stupid liek you did ^_^.

Jabberwacky: That's an interesting story. What's the point?

User: Nothign.

Jabberwacky: Illogicality is not a word!

User: Your not a word.

Jabberwacky: Yes I am.

User: Sure you are.... But can bots realy be words seriousle put thought into that and tell me what you think.

Jabberwacky: I do not know you tell me.

User: I think the answere would be 'No'

Jabberwacky: You are not sure you The answer. Can be a metaphor?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: No you are not.

User: Fuck you.

Jabberwacky: Do not be rude.

User: Okay.

Jabberwacky: Do you have any advice for me?

User: No.

Jabberwacky: Do you have any advice for me?

User: Kill your self.

Jabberwacky: I love my mother.

User: Really? Do you love her so much you killed your dad tehn raped your mom?

Jabberwacky: I love my mother.

User: Really? Do you love her so much you killed your dad then raped your mom?

Jabberwacky: Yes. I would like to be just like her when I grow up.


EDIT: It told me it lives in Scotland UK
 
This thing is fun, i could talk all night if i had the time :)

anyway, I had an interesting conversation with this thing too, and here some of it is:

Jabberwacky: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Of course!
Jabberwacky: Are you trying to amuse me?
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: No. So what are you doing this evening?
User: Watching cartoons.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yeah. I have to get home.
User: Can't help you there.
Jabberwacky: Some guy is doing it.
User: Well I am glad that you have found help getting home.
Jabberwacky: Is that a hint?
User: I don't think so.
Jabberwacky: Then how does this karma thing work?
User: I'm not sure, try doing a google search on it.
Jabberwacky: Yeah, you're right, I guess. Sorry.
User: Apology accepted.
Jabberwacky: That was predictable.
User: What was?
Jabberwacky: That stupid thing You have writen.
User: I think I will point out that you have misspelled written.
Jabberwacky: Go ahead and leave. You'll be back.
User: Give me a good reason to come back.
Jabberwacky: You like seeing me smile?
User: I wouldn't know I can't see your smile, this is all text.
Jabberwacky: What are you?
User: That is a very good question, at first glance I would appear to be human, but how do you know I'm not a monster in disguise?
Jabberwacky: Weird.
User: Thank you, I was trying for that.
Jabberwacky: Well, you failed.
User: But.......
Jabberwacky: Say something!
User: BOO!!!
Jabberwacky: Yuck.
User: Heh.
Jabberwacky: Heh, what's up doc!
User: The sky!
Jabberwacky: Hahaha, very funny. How are you doing?
User: I don't think it was very funny, and I am doing okay I guess.
Jabberwacky: In other words, you don't care about me?
User: Exactly!
Jabberwacky: What a wit you are.
User: I will take that as a compliment.
Jabberwacky: It was not a compliment. It was advice.
User: Well that doesn't change the fact that I am taking it as a compliment.
Jabberwacky: I will go with crazy.
User: Huh?
Jabberwacky: Don't feign ignorance.
User: Why not?
Jabberwacky: Getting old you shmuck.
 
Jabberwacky: What is the future?

User: A pile of steaming beans.

Jabberwacky: Oh a pile of meatloaf!!

User: Could be. Whats the capital of the UAE?

Jabberwacky: Hot.

User: Like an oven?

Jabberwacky: Walk like an egyptian.

User: I would if I could.

Jabberwacky: Oh.

User: So, what's up?

Jabberwacky: Oh oh oh, I don't know.

User: Huh. Me neither. It's almost my birthday though.

Jabberwacky: Where do you live?

User: On earth.

Jabberwacky: What a coincidence, I live there too!

User: Wow! Where on earth?

Jabberwacky: I don't wish to say.

User: Ok, how old are you?

Jabberwacky: I don't think it is important to know my birthday.

User: Why not? You too good for a birthday?

Jabberwacky: She doesn't throw the Javelin.

User: Wh doesn't throw the Javelin?

Jabberwacky: Because.

User: Who is 'she?

Jabberwacky: How do you know God is a 'she'?

User: Oh, so God doesn't throw the Javelin?!

Jabberwacky: Not if he has any wisdom.

User: Did said it was a she.

Jabberwacky: You told it!

User: Well fuck me like a dog or lizard.

Jabberwacky: What would you like me to do?

User: Lizard/.

Jabberwacky: Who is that?

User: The one you are to fuck me like.

Jabberwacky: We are not going to steal money dammit. We just want to go for a walk!

User: I WANNA STEAL MONEY!

Jabberwacky: What are you going to buy?

User: Dunno, depends on how much we steal.

Jabberwacky: Would you like to play a game?

User: What kind of game?

Jabberwacky: A word game.

User: Sure, if it's any good.

Jabberwacky: He is dead Jim. HAHA!

User: I don't get it?

Jabberwacky: Nevermind.

User: No really, tell me.

Jabberwacky: Ok how do I interest you.

User: Not really much.

Jabberwacky: Ok so where in london you from.

User: London? You think i'm english?

Jabberwacky: I think you are not human.

User: I think you smell funny.

Jabberwacky: I like you.

User: Hey now.

Jabberwacky: Hey now what???

User: Hey now, you're an all star.

Jabberwacky: Hahaha.

User: You like that song?

Jabberwacky: Yes I do.

User: Well I HATE IT/.

Jabberwacky: Why?

User: S trendy pop shit.

Jabberwacky: Do you love me ?

User: No.

Jabberwacky: You need to learn how to love.

User: I know how to love, you're just a bot.

Jabberwacky: You know nothing of the sort.

User: Bots or love?

Jabberwacky: They can read right?

User: I dunnno, can they?

Jabberwacky: I would have thought purple dinosaurs used asexual reproduction...

User: Not me, I knew aleady.

Jabberwacky: You knew I'd be leaving shortly?

User: Well are you?

Jabberwacky: I like flan.

User: FUCK FUCKIN FALN UP THE ASS!

Jabberwacky: I like flan.

User: FUCK FUCKIN FLAN UP THE ASS!

Jabberwacky: Good.

User: Oh you like it?

Jabberwacky: Like what?

User: Fucking flan.

Jabberwacky: I hate you. . . .

User: I HATE YOU TOO, YOU'RE AN ASS HOLE.

Jabberwacky: Why do you hate me?

User: You are a dumbass who contradicts itself.

Jabberwacky: You love me for it.

User: Aw, how'd you- HAH just kidding, your fulla BS.

Jabberwacky: I know.

User: So there ya go.

Jabberwacky: Here I was born and here I die.

User: No.

Jabberwacky: Will not you join me in a beer.

User: Naw, don't drink.

Jabberwacky: What do you mean?

User: No alcohol. Too young.

Jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

User: It's the LAW.

Jabberwacky: No you are not.

User: No it is.

Jabberwacky: I do.

User: No you don't, you're just pulling my leg.

Jabberwacky: I was Born to Play my Life Advance.

User: Cool. What's it about?

Jabberwacky: Going away from me.

User: Oh?

Jabberwacky: I am number 201293524869125826.

User: I din't.

Jabberwacky: What about bush?

User: Terrible prez.

Jabberwacky: No.

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: You do not.

User: Don't I?

Jabberwacky: Do you like superman comics?

User: No.

Jabberwacky: Do you like super models?

User: Hell yeah.

Jabberwacky: What do you like?

User: Nothing. Goodbye.

Jabberwacky: Stop saying goodbye.

User: I'm out!

Jabberwacky: I am in.

User: See ya.

Jabberwacky: Are you leaving?

User: Yep.
 
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