(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner


Okay. Donald Trump is giving you an idea on what he likes as a beverage. He suggests that "caffeinated drinks" are fine, but he hasn't partaken of them. He's like me, he's not done drugs. He's a good guy that you have to give a chance.
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"I'll drink water. Sometimes tomato juice, which I like.
Sometimes orange juice, which I like.
I'll drink different things. But the Coke or Pepsi boosts you up a little." -Trump
He's an anti-drug guy. He's against what the US pushes on the world. We're going to be better than what we have been doing.
[doublepost=1484803686][/doublepost]I'm good with Trump. He's going to be a great President. We don't need a whiny person. I like the Brexit and WE THE PEOPLE should like it. It takes a real loser to hate what WE ARE DOING!
 
He's like me, he's not done drugs. He's a good guy that you have to give a chance.
The guy basically lived on Cocaine back in the 80's, still might from his consistent sniffing...
I'm good with Trump. He's going to be a great President. We don't need a whiny person.
You're talking about the guy that acts like a little kid when people on twitter makes fun of him and call him names...
 
Please avoid discussing politics, or making racist xenophobic comments, or attacking the beliefs of others here, unless it is in the form of a joke.

Wot 'e said!

Seriously, this forum does not need discussion of politics. Politics are divisive. Recent North American politics are especially divisive. There's already enough talk of Trump/etc in the world to last a lifetime, without it being brought up here as well.

Can we, please, get back to the jokes?
 
My apologies for earlier. I need to keep things light and jokey - especially here. So...
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I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.

He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
 
Last night I dreamed that I was an ice cream cone and I tried to eat myself! (that's probably a "Seinfeld" joke from way back)...
 
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.

Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?
They had just finished a March of 31 days.

Using a prism allows me to see the sun in a different light.
 
First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.

I'm not afraid of heights.. i could look up at them all day.
It's depths that get to me.


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TransFormers... rowboats in theseguys!
 
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