The Most Horrible Games Of All Time!


Sorry...yeh I meant the ps2 version of Angel of darkness was awful. It was the fourth tomber raider i got on dreamcast and that was a great big pile of detritous. That is a dreamcast game that deserves to be on the list.
 
If I might be brutally honest, pretty much all of the zelda series was utter derived unimaginative crap. Ditto for the entire Final Fantasy series. Just no imagination at all.

The FIFA soccer series (on any platform) was abysmal, especially after the amazing fun we had on the 16bit formats (Sensi soccer ruled them all, imo).

The only games I've seen recently that were worth purchasing were Katamari and the ICO/SOTC bundle I got - and neither ICO nor SOTC were all that innovative gameplay-wise. Nice graphics, but really quite "meh" to play.

Purchased Outrun C2C 2006 on impulse, and found it seriously good fun, but haven't been back to it in months, so it's not that stunning. The (now banned) Gravity Wars on PC/Mac is still getting regular outings though, nearly 6 months after I first discovered it.

Is there any life left in the gaming industry? Or are we all going to be looking to homebrew from now on for original/fun content?

D.
 
I'm not sure if this was mentioned already (don't have time to go through the 20 pages right now), but have you guys tried virtual hydlide for the saturn? Now that was one really bad game, lol. For the first 5 mins, me and my brother were just laughing at how awful the game was. Succeeding minutes into the game, I almost threw up coz of the horrible framerate (looks like 2 fps rofl). Heck, everything is horrible about that game.
 
Yeh, Moonwalker was amazing. How was it crap? I absolutely loved it and so does everybody i know thats played it and thats all of my friends (thnx to my gp32. Shame the screen broke though)
 
LHC posted on Dec 19 2005 at 10:56 AM said:
Magus 86 posted on Dec 19 2005 at 05:50 AM said:
Bad Dudes, NARC(the old one that was on arcade and NES), 8 Eyes, Urban Champion, Mighty Bomb Jack, BattleToads & Double Dragon, Twisted Metal 3, Metroid Prime, Super Smash Brothers, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Sim Earth, Ghost Recon(every single one I've tried blows), Perfect Dark, GoldenEye(every other 007 game I've ever played, for that matter), and Final Fantasy 8.

There's probably more I could add to that list, but it's all I can think of at the moment.
This is the most horrible games, not the most overrated games or biggest letdowns (or more likely "games I don't like because they are mainstream and the mainstream is bad fuck the mainstream!").

Sure, you might not like them, but to consider them worse than the likes of Michael Jackson's Moonwalker is bizzare.


I didn't say they were worse than Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, but I didn't mention that game cuz I've never played it. It has nothing to do with whether or not they're mainstream games. If it did, then I should hate Super Mario Brothers, but mario 2 and 3 are some of my favorite games. So are Zelda 2, 3, and OOT.

Edit: Oh yeah, I just remembered another really shitty game... Hard Drivin'(I think that's what it was called) for the Genesis
 
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Wow, this topic still lives :lol:

Not to long ago I played this fighting game for Dreamcast... uhm Project Justice.. One of the worst games for Dreamcast I must say
 
I have to nominate "William Shatner's Tek War" ... man thist title sucks. Another one, and a real disappointment was "Master of Orion 3" ... 1 and 2 are classics ... 3 is a piece of shit.

Other extreme crappy Games:
Every Moorhuhn-game published till today, Krusty's Funhouse (SNES), StarTrek - Generations .... Mighty Hits (Saturn) and of course "Dy Hard" (GP32)

Good but crap because it had more bugs than features: Ultima 9
 
If there was a prize for the most retarded gamer ever, Magus86 would get it. Metroid Prime, The supper Smash Bros games, Perfect Dark (N64 one) and Goldeneye are all good if not amazing games. How in the hell can u consider these games to be terrible? My god, from u saying that I can tell ur the kind of idiot who would go out and buy things like Crazy Frog racer or all of the Fifa games just because its got updated rosters. U have no taste in games man.

And would people stop ragging on Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. That game is awesome. I personally cant see wats wrong with it.

Edit: I was just reading a thing that is the top 7 things that would make some one a videogame snob. No. 3 was disliking anything that was popular. There u go magus, u fit in there. All those games u said were terrible were all popular.
 
If there was a prize for the most retarded gamer ever, Magus86 would get it. Metroid Prime, The supper Smash Bros games, Perfect Dark (N64 one) and Goldeneye are all good if not amazing games. How in the hell can u consider these games to be terrible? My god, from u saying that I can tell ur the kind of idiot who would go out and buy things like Crazy Frog racer or all of the Fifa games just because its got updated rosters. U have no taste in games man.

And would people stop ragging on Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. That game is awesome. I personally cant see wats wrong with it.

Edit: I was just reading a thing that is the top 7 things that would make some one a videogame snob. No. 3 was disliking anything that was popular. There u go magus, u fit in there. All those games u said were terrible were all popular.


"OMFG, how dare he have a different opinion than the majority!!! What a retard!"

Hey ganepark... fuck you. Excuse me for not being a mindless jackass who just goes with the fuckin group all the time. I'll like what I want, regardless of what others like.

For the record, I wasn't ragging on Moonwalker. I never even played it, so I have no opinion about it... but it doesn't look like a very interesting game.

So now I'm a videogame snob because I dislike something that was popular? What the fuck is that? I guess then you like the backstreet boys and are gay, or else you're a music snob for not liking them... Brilliant logic... Oh shit, guess what... Anybody who didn't agree with Hitler and the Nazi party in Germany during the 1930s/40s must have been a political snob... I like how anytime I state my opinion about anything around here, douchebags like ganepark and fishbong jump down my fuckin throat. Do you people have such boring lives that you have nothing better to do than sit here and bitch at people for having their own opinions?

Promptly remove your head from your ass and see above:
"It has nothing to do with whether or not they're mainstream games. If it did, then I should hate Super Mario Brothers, but mario 2 and 3 are some of my favorite games. So are Zelda 2, 3, and OOT.

Edit: Oh yeah, I just remembered another really shitty game... Hard Drivin'(I think that's what it was called) for the Genesis"


By the way, I also mentioned twisted metal 3 and 4 and jet moto 3 a lot earlier in the thread, along with 8 eyes, bad dudes, and NARC for NES. Were those all popular too? What about Robo Pit 2? Have you ever even heard of robo pit 2?
 
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I don't have aleast favorite console game but for the PC the game Witchhaven was unbelievably lousy... you could almost smell the stench coming off of the CD. I, of course, was optimistic when it's sequel came out and bought it too, thinking it HAD to be better. Man... I'm an idiot.
 
Strider 2 for Genesis/Megadrive. That was a major disappointment from after playing the arcade/Genesis versions. Oh yes...and FATMAN!
 
Wow, this topic still lives :lol:

Not to long ago I played this fighting game for Dreamcast... uhm Project Justice.. One of the worst games for Dreamcast I must say

I guess the saying “one mans trash is another mans treasure” really is true.

I really like “Project Justice.” I really got into it when I first got it for the Dreamcast. (I got my Dreamcast when it first came out) Still pull it out and play it occasionally. Of course I like some of the weird Japanese type games. One that comes to mind is “Samurai-Ghost” for the Turbo Grafx/PC Engine. It got a very bad review at the time, but I enjoyed the game. I admit that both games has their flaws, but I still enjoy playing them.
 
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Magus, the day i give a rats ass about wat u think of me I'll probably top myself. The reason people always jump down ur throat is so that they can silence that inanimate twoodle that keeps spewing out of it. No matter how hard we try, u still manage to say the most retarded stuff I, if not everyone here, has ever heard.

As I said before, ur choice i games is obviously terrible. If u cannot appreciate the master works of games Such as Smash Bros and metroid prime. Just because of ur inability to actually finish these games or beat people on multiplayer, u describe them as terrible. Whos got a screw loose here? Magus does.
 
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