Will Matt Get His Computer?

[Hanz™]

His mother's a solicitor and his uncle is a policeman remember.

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If he indeed has a solicitor, that would explain it. No normal solicitor would take on this case, but if it's family business...

...not that they have any charges they could make against us. Read the rules, we accept no responsibility for what's posted here, especially if you post it yourself.

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In which case maybe he wants to take action against individual people that have sworn at him, or proved him a liar countless times.

 

[Klown]

I can't wait until somewhere only the line BB scans in a letter which is either written by a family member/ written by him saying that GP32X is going to have to shut down forever because of this thread.

 

[saintdragon]

omg, atleast take the piss and make this is faq!!! please, it will be hilarious!!!

 

[Mark]

Could he sue me for saying this?

BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK
BARGAIN BASSMENTS SMELLS LIKE SICK

PM me for my personal details, Bassments. I'll be more than happy to give them to you.

 

[Klown]

I've just recieved a copy of the document that will spell the end of this forum!

 

[saintdragon]

I've just recieved a copy of the document that will spell the end of this forum!

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omg its a pdf, cant be fake!

 

[Mark]

I've just recieved a copy of the document that will spell the end of this forum!

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Lol...oh no.

 

[skysnapper]

God i've seen some funny posts in my time but this beats all records..

im astounded by the stupidity of the guy ... solictors lol! He's either having a complete laugh and doing bloody or a complete an idiot!

Half expecting this to turn up on the register / inquirer or something lol! :lol:

His stupidity should be made internationally known :lol:

Tbh i now just skim through his posts! But a poll could be interesting

 

[Goity]

Oh yeah? well my mother's brother's sister's son's uncle's nephew's queen signs all the laws in our country! She has the power to alter anything!!

 

[lubidog]

Well, seeing as you won't answer the question I've asked, namely that parcel Force told me personally that it is completely impossible to send a parcel in the UK without a tracking number I thought I'd ring up your soliciters...


"Oh no", I thought, "I have no telephone number!"

"No problem", I countered. I can enter the address into the Directory Enquiries website at the BT site. They hold every phone number in the country, and even if the company is exdirectory (which would be stupid for a business) they would still be able to confirm it exists...

"That's strange", I mused. "There no such company as Barnes and Bankers soliciters at 123 Westham Lane!"


You are a liar. Sorry but you are. You stated you sent a parcel via Parcel Force without a tracking number, they have CONFIRMED it is not possible. Now you have made up a soliciters number. I could have gone to that organisation that lists all registered soliciter firms, but I knew BT wouldn't find it, cos it doesn't exist.



Why so silent? Why not defend yourself now, you lying scamming imbecile?????


And I TRIED to be nice!



EDIT: Just read the letter again!!! Get this-the SOLICITER is threatening to sue, not buggered basements!!! As if a REAL soliciter, or someone with half a brain would write that!!! It's YOU who sues, the soliciter acts on your behalf. Idiot!

 

[Hanz™]

Lubidog, I think that letter was made up by Klown. That is why he intentionally left commas after fullstops and so on.

 

[Klown]

Guys, that letter was a joke....

 

[lubidog]

Guys, that letter was a joke....

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You bastard!!!


*Feels a prick*


:unsure:

 

[Nova]

Guys, that letter was a joke....

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You bastard!!!


*Feels a prick*


:unsure:

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Lol!!!!! Whoopsie!

 

[BaDToaD]

Guys, that letter was a joke....

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You bastard!!!


*Feels a prick*


:unsure:

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LMAO

PS For the benefit of BB I'm an IT manager for a firm of solicitors do you want me to ask one of them their opinion of your chances of success before you spend any money LOL.

 

[finty]

Quick poll? Does anyone actually read BB's posts, or just skim through them? Not because you guys are ignoring his points, no - because they're so fucking long.

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I read the first long one but it just stated the same thing in about 20 differant ways. And it was bull.

BB: Where is the first computer? KThx.

 

[Rico]

Guys, that letter was a joke....

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Your joke backfired with horrible consequences!

 

[lubidog]

Guys, that letter was a joke....

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Your joke backfired with horrible consequences!

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Why? What have you done...?

 

[deadlychicken22]

Quick poll? Does anyone actually read BB's posts, or just skim through them? Not because you guys are ignoring his points, no - because they're so fucking long.

I usually start reading them and then start skimming through them once I realize there's nothing new there.

 

[bargainbassmentz]

new forums set up here for this discussion:

http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiskysite