Where Is Sony [Member]

[Jourdy288]

We at the FBI may or may not know where the individual known as "SONY" is. Unfortunately, we are not allowed to divulge any information on this subject. In fact, we are not even allowed to divulge whether or not we have any information to divulge. We just like the word "divulge".

However, since "SONY" is apparently a friend of the FBI, or so our profile tells us, we would like to stay notified as to whether or not "SONY"'s whereabouts become public knowledge that may be divulged.

I thus presume you neither confirm nor deny the existence of said individual?

 

[FBI]

We at the FBI may or may not know where the individual known as "SONY" is. Unfortunately, we are not allowed to divulge any information on this subject. In fact, we are not even allowed to divulge whether or not we have any information to divulge. We just like the word "divulge".

I lol'd. But who are you?

CALLING IN MOD IP CHECK.

Can't you read? Do you not see our Official Seal? We are the motha fuggin FBI!

Also, our IP is classified. We COULD tell you, but then we'd have to kill you. And despite our TV reputation, we do not like killing people. We don't even like to beat them up. Luckily, President Obama is a pretty big dude, so he does all the muscle for us. We also sometimes contract Mr. T when President Obama is unavailable, however, Mr T tends to pity the fools, and we at the FBI have no pity. Not even for the fool.

EDIT @ Jourdy288: You might be correct, however, we cannot confirm nor deny the accuracy of your presumption.

 

[trix]

Hmm, I bet it's SONY that is secretly a member of the FBI! Think about it. He goes missing randomly with no excuse, evidence suggests he's been logging in and reading threads, but he wont even reply to the thread looking for him with genuinely worried people in it! SONY is known to randomly friend people (to find out info!), and the first thing I can find that FBI posted, SONY replied giving a compliment on his avatar! FBI's reply to that was great, incidentally, but I think a mod removed it (I can't find that post) for some reason.

Anyway, it was SONY in the Library with the Tire Iron.

 

[rsuryase]

SONY, you don't get to 3000 friends without making a few enemies. h34r:

 

[amishaziz]

Logged on today to find Sony, has marked me down as a friend.

I am no longer "Billy / Jonny" no mates.

He's all heart

 

[Username]

But who will take care of the birthday wishes in his absence?

 

[klikklak]

Yes, I'm worried about the birthday aspect as well Well, ok, I'm miffed that I didn't get my pictures of fluffy animals and cakes.