Im in Athletics a guy walks up to me and says "print U are a fag"
im like print "STFU n00b" he says "print i challange you to a coding compo"
he then says print "Im gonna go binary on your ass! if you dont show"
I say "print Well go binary mofo" he then says "001100011111001010100001110000"
Im like "OMFG 010101010101!!"
The coding callange was the next day i show
We both are in the ring "3 ... 2 ... 1 GO!!" the ref shouts.
I slam my laptop down,
He yells print " You cant bet pure C!" and im like print "Dude ASM all the way"
im atempting to make a script that will channel the blaster worm to every computer within 100 miles
Im typing bout 2000 wpm i go for bout 5 minutes straight i do a test compile. and run it
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| 1337 MSBLASTA |
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| |START| |!p3har De| |
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THe code appeaed to work i pulled out my old laptop and tuned down the range on my code within seconds the computer was blurping.I wansnt satisfyed.So then i created the Msblast.SX42
This verson would crash the registry and remove windows and spam out the virus and run the script again making it infinite! *BLUURGH* time up the ref yelled!
The mofo got up and yelled program initliaze.It started a blank screen. He yells BeHold Brain to usb. HE plugs the cord in his ear and the other end in the laptop and pints it at me it shows me going down a toliet. i say print "STFU!" i compile my program and run the building which is run on computers crashes the lights dim and the hidden suprise in my progrma is activated "Blaaasta worm SX42 activated. All j00r base beongz to us"! the ref declares me the winner
~Cortousy of lame compo storys
:rolleyes:
im like print "STFU n00b" he says "print i challange you to a coding compo"
he then says print "Im gonna go binary on your ass! if you dont show"
I say "print Well go binary mofo" he then says "001100011111001010100001110000"
Im like "OMFG 010101010101!!"
The coding callange was the next day i show
We both are in the ring "3 ... 2 ... 1 GO!!" the ref shouts.
I slam my laptop down,
He yells print " You cant bet pure C!" and im like print "Dude ASM all the way"
im atempting to make a script that will channel the blaster worm to every computer within 100 miles
Im typing bout 2000 wpm i go for bout 5 minutes straight i do a test compile. and run it
|-------------------------------|
| 1337 MSBLASTA |
|___________________________|
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |START| |!p3har De| |
| |
|========================|
THe code appeaed to work i pulled out my old laptop and tuned down the range on my code within seconds the computer was blurping.I wansnt satisfyed.So then i created the Msblast.SX42
This verson would crash the registry and remove windows and spam out the virus and run the script again making it infinite! *BLUURGH* time up the ref yelled!
The mofo got up and yelled program initliaze.It started a blank screen. He yells BeHold Brain to usb. HE plugs the cord in his ear and the other end in the laptop and pints it at me it shows me going down a toliet. i say print "STFU!" i compile my program and run the building which is run on computers crashes the lights dim and the hidden suprise in my progrma is activated "Blaaasta worm SX42 activated. All j00r base beongz to us"! the ref declares me the winner
~Cortousy of lame compo storys
:rolleyes:
