The One And Only Official Gp Enis Thread

[no_skill]

The productc name gp2x is set, and in fact i'm quite happy with it. i'd be more happy with gp2, but who cares anyway.

However there was one naming suggestion that really got my attention, but it's not usable as public product name for... well... reasons.

However, I'd like to create a replacment sticker to put over the GP2X logo for people "who care (tm)".


So I'm opening this thread for Logo (image please) and slogan suggestions.


gp enis

"GPenis: All the power in your hands."
"gpenis - enourmous gameplay."
"Over 8 hours of playing time!"
"Want to impress your gf with a huge handheld?"
"Anywhere, anyhow, anytime."
"Feel the excitement."
"Grab the action! Feel the power!"
"the home of the joystick"
"hit the G sPot"
"you got the balls to play?"


... it all boils down to abusing those stupid spam messages


I'm too busy atm, but will start working on a logo before the gp2x is released.


maybe something like this (just less... obvious - i'd like to go for sacasm, not... well... you know)

this image was not done by me, but someone else.... somewhere in the "gp2x name is now official" thread

 

[chris]

"Touch me"...no wait, that's taken.

 

[deadlychicken22]

"Touching is good"

 

[Jarska333]

"Feel the vibe"

(Would need a rumble function...)

 

[Rico]

Portable Eggs Player

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That is hands down the best parody of Korean advertising I have ever seen. It's so damn similar to the text on the GP32 box.

 

[Tobriand]

Genius... mark this out as a LOL-file candidate once everyone's seen it

 

[tommymordecai]

how about animal protection area is horny?

 

[Moogle]

Over 8 hours of playing time!

 

[Winterkid]

"Turn it on when you're in the mood!"

"Go ahead, play with me"

"Give it your best"

"The more you play with it, the better you'll get"

"Feel the excitement"

"Just imagine pulling it out on the bus"

"Anywhere, anyhow, anytime."

"Grab the action! Feel the power!"

 

[davey g]

"It's phallus-tastic!"

 

[synkro]

"hit the G sPot"
"Wee put the Pee in GP2X"
"you got the balls to play?"
"2 more eggs 2 go"
PVP = Personal Vagina Player
the only tea bagging hadheld ever
GP double eX
under 7 inches and fun

 

[LHC]

1.3 inch girth.

 

[Angel]

"if your GP enis is up for 4 hours or longer, see your doctor"

 

[efegea]

Is that a GP enis in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?