\Maybe I should look at, um, Chinese(?).
Cantonese? Mandarin? Or a dialect of those?
Toki Pona
My rendition of the oompa loompa song in Toki Pona... and "Pyra in 2 months"!
We do! Dutch resembles much more the old Germanic language than German. It is because Germany was invaded by Bavarians? (not sure, but it was from the south) that changed the inflection of many words. Making Frisian the most Germanic language to date, and Dutch a second (phonetically, that is). Can't find my source, but I can search for it. meanwhile:and think that the Dutch speak German ('Deutsch').