Short & Not So Sweet Review Of 2x On T3

[Nighty]

Cube, Army of Darkness...

 

[Chahk]

Excuse me if I'm unsympathetic to game companies complaining about how piracy hurts them. Lack of creativity is a bigger problem, IMO. What? Your uninspired clone didn't break any sales records? I'm shocked. Maybe if you focused on gameplay instead of spending millions on flashy graphics for your shiny turd, you'd make some money.

/standing ovation

 

[air-can]

Poor, poor review. I don't think they've even touched the thing. I mean I can spot many flaws:

1. Is Paycheck even out? If no then how would they know how good it is? By watching the rolling demo?

2. I don't see much wrong with the screen.

3. Searching for code? What code? You mean copying a file onto an SD card? Are these people retarded?

4. Batteries "retro"?! When I went on holiday I brought a pack of readily charged re-chargable batteries. Much easier than having to bring a charger and a travel adaptor. Plus, when the batteries eventually die you spend a couple of quid on some new ones.

5. Oh dear lord let you not download the rom of that Mario game that is in a bargain bin in Gamestation for 20p!

6. Did you know you can't use the GP2X as a toaster? Disgrace.