Would be happy to oblige, but only ED or Hando can remove an account. I could ban you indefinitely (if warranted) or you could just stop posting if you really can't stand our community.
You don't need anyones permission to quit trolling on our boards.
Whats next in the attention-whore drama code? Fake a feint in a room full of people, to get some human contact? Buy yourself delivery candy and flowers?