Pandora Power Accessory

[atomicthumbs]

Solar Vest: provide utmost power for your portable device!

Has 8.8 ampere hour batery pak for sorrowful day when son doesn't shine.

Stylish and provide power to all your portable device and Pandora and laptop, MP4 player(s).

With multi plug for multi plugging! Now more than one kind of device.

Mark with "Solar Vest" emblazon, so your friends know you aren't just wearing normal vest: solar vest. Attracts the hot chickens!

Comes with ports.




Order today! Mere price of Special $126 United States Thalers.

 

[kingoddball]

:lol:

 

[bananajamslam]

This made me laugh so hard!

I cannot see someone actually wearing this thing. The main reason for this being that most people who actually would need to wear a solar vest to keep their electronics going, probably don't get enough sun for it to function properly anyways...

 

[atomicthumbs]

I cannot see someone actually wearing this thing. 

Sstylish fachion attract the hot chechens.

 

[fischju2000]

Do you have to keep your hands in your back pockets for it to charge?

 

[kingoddball]

This made me laugh so hard!

I cannot see someone actually wearing this thing. The main reason for this being that most people who actually would need to wear a solar vest to keep their electronics going, probably don't get enough sun for it to function properly anyways...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Best comment I've seen in a long time!

 

[Gerix]

I see a lot of surface area that isn't being utilized. Especially since I like to sit down.

 

[atomicthumbs]

I see a lot of surface area that isn't being utilized.  Especially since I like to sit down.

Surface area function as chechen radiatior for dissipate excess hot chickens.

 

[Butterman]

With multi plug for multi plugging!

So THAT'S what a multi plug is for.

 

[Gerix]

Shouldn't he be wearing something to shade his eyes? I mean, he's gonna be needing a lot of sunlight, so he should look into protective headwear. Like a stormtrooper helmet or something...

 

[atomicthumbs]

Shouldn't he be wearing something to shade his eyes?  I mean, he's gonna be needing a lot of sunlight, so he should look into protective headwear.  Like a stormtrooper helmet or something...

He surrounded by so many hot chacks that light cannot get to his eye

 

[Tensuke]

atomicthumbs' comments are what make this thread.

 

[Wheels]

I wold to be interest in these product.

Except my totally metal hair would block the panels.

 

[mali]

Be sure to be on top when nailing all the chicks or you might run out of juice.

 

[Vlynndar]

Be sure to be on top when nailing all the chicks or you might run out of juice.

What, and let something touch the Pandora in a front pocket?

 

[atomicthumbs]

I wold to be interest in these product.

Except my totally metal hair would block the panels.

Excess metal is to not recommended! Can cause short, fire, or otherwise armageddon.

 

[lulzfish]

This will be great for those days when I'm in direct sunlight for 16 hours, with my back facing towards the sun.

I could probably charge a small flashlight with a whole day of completely direct sunlight onto that piece of shit.

 

[Dimacus]

If all else fails, he could always sell the hot chickens that he attracts to kfc to afford some new batteries