Pandora Lyrics Thread


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Post lyrics modified to be appropriate to the Pandora! Possibly add a little clarification as to what the heck you were thinking. I'll start it off!

Kelis - Milkshake: in reference to say, a PSP running iRShell?
My Pandora brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
You could multitask,
But you'd have to pause
 
Rozes r red
Violets r blue
Pandora is so deadly cool
And I want it badly =)

something like this? :)
 
The way you dance it turns me on
but you know that i'm spoken for
the way your sweat drips off your chest
you know that i'm wanting more

the lies the sex the heat this sweat
and nothing else matters
you call my name without your dress

i already forgot her
you have no idea what you do to me
and you, you have no idea what your'e doing to me

pandora, i don't know how you carved your way into my heart
and i don't know how you snuck your way into my house
but i know that i'll regret what i did
and i know i'll regret it forever as i throw my life away, pandora

the girl i love sits at home and i know that shes lonely
but i'm watching you take off your clothes
you're the star of this movie
the love the hate the guilt my fate is hanging in the balance
you have no idea what you do to me
oh you don't even care what you mean to me

pandora, i don't know how you carved your way into my heart
and i don't know how you snuck your way into my house
but i know that i'll regret what i did
and i know i'll regret it forever as i throw my life away, pandora

and by the time that i come home shes already sleeping
sit on the bed and take off my clothes
my nerves they're shaking
the lies the sex the heat this sweat
your body is quaking
the love the hate the guilt my fate
against this temptress

pandora, i don't know how you carved your way into my heart
and i don't know how you snuck your way into my house
but i know that i'll regret what i did
and i know ill regret it forever as i throw my life away (forever as i throw my life away)
forever as i throw my life away, pandora
 
^^ EPIC WIN

Dead I am the one, Exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching fan-boy's cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!

Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur, dying as you purr

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!

Do it baby, Do it baby
Do it baby, Do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!

Do it baby, Do it baby
Do it baby, Do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!

Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the Wiz's
I hate what can't compare to
Pandora!
 
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

(busts out guitar music app for epic touchscreen solo)
 
Mein Panduré es much betta den yaz
So da'nt thank otherwiz broz

:p

(honestly I think this thread is semi-spam, but I just hope it doesn't go on the wrong path)
 
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(honestly I think this thread is semi-spam, but I just hope it doesn't go on the wrong path)



i dont see any spam, but probably more lol files oriented
 
Kloplop321 said:
well, yeah for the lols, but it is not purposeful IMO.
There's plenty of pointless threads about the Pandora. What added value does it have to ask people what software they're going to run first, and other such things? I just felt the forums could use the added bit of levity, and it's not exactly hurting anyone.
 
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Eniko said:
There's plenty of pointless threads about the Pandora. What added value does it have to ask people what software they're going to run first, and other such things? I just felt the forums could use the added bit of levity, and it's not exactly hurting anyone.

My opinion: this actually serves a better purpose than first run software. At least this thread is entertaining :p
 
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krooked said:
It's been a hard day's night, and I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

(busts out guitar music app for epic touchscreen solo)

You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're gonna give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel okay
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

(insert pandora sex app here, use your imagination)

But when I get home to you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright...

pandoranewkeys.png

boob-mouse.jpg
 
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WizardStan said:
Eniko said:
There's plenty of pointless threads about the Pandora. What added value does it have to ask people what software they're going to run first, and other such things? I just felt the forums could use the added bit of levity, and it's not exactly hurting anyone.

My opinion: this actually serves a better purpose than first run software. At least this thread is entertaining :p
Am I the only one who finds this thread cringe-worthy?
 
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I once knew a device whose real name was Pandora
Her primary concern, was making an aura.
Being the illest machine, that the world ever seen
She used to fuck other players, and run dreamcast in her dreams
She corrupted young minds, at the age of thirteen
Pandora had mulitple fathers and a mom from the scene.
They put the plans down, but every year she was missing
Her sons hearts simultaneously grew dissing
They started hanging out selling flames in the projects
Checking the n00b threads out, looking for hit and run prospects
They was fascinated by material objects
But understood just money never bought respect
She'd built a reputation 'cause she could hustle and steal
But got delayed once and didn't hesitate to squeal
So developers she chilled with didn't think she was real
You see me and techheads like this have never been equal
We just project our insecurities at other people
We fiended for pics like addicts with pipes and needles
As we felt she had to prove to everyone she was real.
So feeble-minded young men could taste infinite potential
The product of a emulated scene gone capitalistic mental
Coincidentally dropped out of LCD's despite need
Dancing with Pandora, mamed until her eyes would bleed
She was sick of PSP's and gave herself up to their greed.

Dance with the Devil by Immortal Technique
 
Yeah its certainly a very dark track but I feel its heart is in the right place trying to scare folk away from a dark path in life that begins with bling n dreams and could quickly swallow your soul if you dont watch your step. Id rate it as a masterpiece of political hip hop, which is largely lacking nowadays.

I also apologise to any here who are perhaps offended by my re-write. i should've altered more lyrics, as no one here is feeble-minded. Its just meant in jest of the current delay and mild infighting thats occurred here. I'm an infrequent poster and thus my say holds no water but I believe this project will pan out to be all that most have held Pandora to represent the hope of.

Sorry for off topic.

Peace
 
I just listened to that song on Youtube, creepy as hell. Probably a song best not parodied IMO.

Anyway, here's my crap lyrics. Questioning My Sanity by L7.

I'm saving my piss in a jar
This obsession has gone too far
I'm lying here in bed
Is the new blog entry out yet?

I'm questioning my preorder!

The Niravam is kicking in
Desperation bubbles my skin
There's stuff crawling on the floor
Man with a black box knocking at my door

The devs are talking to me
I'm questioning my preorder!

Everybody have a breakdown!

I haven't changed my clothes in weeks
I'm wallowing in my own stink
My ass is sore from sitting in my chair
Have the LCDs arrived yet?
 
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