Pandora Device For Badasses?

[Unfathomable Depths]

> wait

 

[torpor]

I bet you could wrap a Pandora in a ultra-thin condom and take it for a swim.

 

[Giepi]

Why ultrathin? for the sake of the touchscreen?

 

[renegadechic]

someone should make a pandora holster. pandoras at dawn anyone?

 

[Consequence_9]

Why ultrathin? for the sake of the touchscreen?

'cause u can't feel shit with the normal ones ;]

 

[hobbyman II]

@ unfathomable depths

you are in a large Amazonian temple

you can see nothing

there is a water bottle here
there is a rusty sword here
there is a Pandora here

it is pitch dark, you can hear a faint noise, it may be a Grue

what now?

>_

 

[torpor]

> place condom on pandora

 

[Unfathomable Depths]

@ unfathomable depths

you are in a large Amazonian temple

you can see nothing

there is a water bottle here
there is a rusty sword here
there is a Pandora here

it is pitch dark, you can hear a faint noise, it may be a Grue

what now?

>_

> How the fuck am I supposed to play this fucking game if I can't see a fucking thing?

>

>

 

[Unfathomable Depths]

> go north

 

[hobbyman II]

you are in a large Amazonian temple

you go North, it is very dark

you can see nothing

you can hear something behind you, it may be a Grue.

what now?

>_

 

[j6cubic]

> boot pandora

The Pandora boots up and you are greeted by the familiar box logo.

You hear the sounds of a grue scuttling away, blinded by the glow of the display.

> connect wifi

You find an open network and connect to it.

> browse to gp32x.de

(starting Firefox)

You see the GP32Xtreme discussion board. There are many threads here. There are some board users logged in.

> count threads

You count 69,105 threads.

> ask board users for help

"Confirmed: Craig is going to rescue you in Two Months."

>_

 

[hobbyman II]

it had reached a "no win" state when he moved away from the Pandora, that was his one hope, theres only one way to end it



you are in a large Amazonian temple

you have been eaten by a Grue!

the Pandora could have saved you, Grues fear the light of Pandora
better luck next time

thank you for Playing Pandora's Temple

(c) daftsoft 1979

 

[hobbyman II]

roflmao

I actually had that in mind (just not so detailed), I was wanting him to ....


>pick up Pandora
you pick up the Pandora, you hear a sound very close to you, it may be a Grue
>activate Pandora
I do not know how to "activate" something
>what now?_
>switch Pandora on
LED's flicker, I see a boot screen, the desktop appears, it is BEAUTYFUL
by it's light I can see I am surrounded by Grues, they scream

.
.
.
.
with fear and flee the chamber, the light of Pandora is too bright for them

I can see exit's North, East and West

I can see a water bottle
I can see a rusty sword
I can see a wondrous Pandora

you have ten hours of light available

>what now?_

ok, I think I might sling something like this together when mine arrives, should be good for a laugh (and it's retro enough), enough of the thread jacking, I'm done

 

[Vlynndar]

ok, I think I might sling something like this together when mine arrives, should be good for a laugh (and it's retro enough), enough of the thread jacking, I'm done

Please have Craig vapourtwat punching some enemies. Vapourpunch twatting. Vapour twatpunching.
Vapour punchtwatting.
Um.

 

[hch]

> wait

you wait for two months. nothing has changed. what now?

>

 

[rabidpoobear]

Bored, so time to grammar nazi it up.

"Pandora Device For Badasses?" would technically mean that you're asking if there exists a Pandora, or Pandora-like, device for badasses. This might be a concern for the portable computer minded badass, but by your post you meant "Pandora, Device For Badasses?" This phrase would mean you would like to know if the Pandora is a device for badasses. The comma changes your meaning in a subtle way, but it does change your meaning.

/themoreyouknow

Protip: grammar and punctuation are not the same thing.

/themoreyouknow

 

[rabidpoobear]

you wait for two months. nothing has changed. what now?

> wait

 

[bzar]

> wait

you wait for two months. nothing has changed. what now?

> Check the official blog
There are no new entries in the official blog.

> Check the unofficial blog
There are no new entries in the unofficial blog.

> Check the forum for updates
You spend hours going through all the recent threads, but find nothing of interest. However, now you know a few more funny images on the internet you can use later.

>_

 

[(naw)mcx]

>you may be eaten by a gruso.

 

[Vlynndar]

>you may be eaten by a gruso.

You win.