You know what, this thread was obviously created to stir up a plop storm by someone with absolutely no hair on their balls, but it's actually been really cool reading it. From Tj's Pandora ordering story to the Wonder-o-droidswan™, great stuff.
Anyway, for my part, the Pandora is basically what I've dreamed of since I was about 8 (that's 22 years ago folks, so what's 2-ish years of production compared to that?), and it already does everything I want from it and it does them extremely well, and more, so something being technically more "powerful" really doesn't matter in the slightest to me. The only thing I would like, that it doesn't have, is Saturn emulation, which is never going to happen, not in any playable sense anyway. But, I challenge you show me one of your handheld, energon-cube powered wonder machines that does.