>50 inch rims on your car that spin.
These won't spy on you, and unless you are a drugdealer, wont get you profiled in any significant way. But you are a drugdealer, and if you were considering, people knew you were stupid going in.
>Driving around with bass so loud the houses shake everywhere you go (though that's not "inaudible")
Not inaudible. Unless very low frequency. Which makes your house make the sound, sneaky.
>wearing a fedora
Only a 99.999% idiot rate here, not comparable.
>sagging pants around the knees
Pants up, don't loot! Presumably your pants are full of stolen iphones, so same same.
>driving a Hummer
Good vehicle, engine underpowered for anything but 50inch rims.
>texting while driving
Long term, this solves the problem. It brings other people into the equation, but it scales favourably.
>wearing sunglasses indoors on purpose (especially with backwords baseball cap)
Three strikes on this outing. Uncomplete without iphone, or assumed to also carry iphone.
>personalized license plates that say "DEEZ NUTS" (like on my brother's Audi)
Your brother is a good person. Clearly this is a mockery of audi drivers worldwide.
>having tattoos clearly picked from the wall of the tattoo parlor
Which is less stupid than the explanations usually given, which nobody wants to hear, also, see point above.
>using a super platinum rich guy credit card to buy a coffee and a doughnut
This works if everyone does it. Coffee and doughnut the man. Otherwise, indebting yourself is better than enslaving others.
>anyone who buys "Dr Dre Beats" headphones or "Snoop dogg" smoking accessories.
That is an apple product, but it was bad even before that. Don't see why Snoop Dogg wouldn't do this.
>I could go on forever but my ponza rotta is ready.
You had a pizza, then you folded it, and then you deep-fried it. Would you like an iphone with that?