How Do You Consume Bananas?

I remove the skin by...

  • Snapping the handle, mashing the insides of the banana, and eventually sticking my nails or a knife

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  • Holding the banana by the handle and squeezing the other end to open the banana, then peeling

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  • Using nails or a knife down the sides of the banana

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  • Slicing the top and bottom off and digging your nails in to peel whats left

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There is not a "correct" way of peeling a banana, there is 26% of people who do things differently and feel the need to post youtube videos, etc, to teach the majority some kind of lesson, to give them some smug sense of satisfaction.
 
Nova said:
There is not a "correct" way of peeling a banana, there is 26% of people who do things differently and feel the need to post youtube videos, etc, to teach the majority some kind of lesson, to give them some smug sense of satisfaction.
I'd say opening the banana by snapping the handle is the incorrect way, because not only are you then destroying the handle, but half the time you mash the banana at the same time.
 
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Nova said:
There is not a "correct" way of peeling a banana, there is 26% of people who do things differently and feel the need to post youtube videos, etc, to teach the majority some kind of lesson, to give them some smug sense of satisfaction.
How can a million Monkeys be wrong
 
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Squidge said:
Nova said:
There is not a "correct" way of peeling a banana, there is 26% of people who do things differently and feel the need to post youtube videos, etc, to teach the majority some kind of lesson, to give them some smug sense of satisfaction.
I'd say opening the banana by snapping the handle is the incorrect way, because not only are you then destroying the handle, but half the time you mash the banana at the same time.

When I do it, I never destroy the handle. The banana is never mashed, either.

I would suggest that most people stop man-handling their bananas ;)
 
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daclassicgamingmaster said:
When I do it, I never destroy the handle. The banana is never mashed, either.

I would suggest that most people stop man-handling their bananas ;)
Same, I don't know what you all are doing wrong there.
 
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I just grab the top, bend and pull... opens 99% of the time. The only time I run into trouble is when the banana is too ripe and soft - then the handle presses inward and smashed the banana. Of course I'm not a fan of almost-ready-for-banana-bread ripe bananas. ;)
 
I've employed a crack team of monkeys to do the peeling for me. The first time around I ended up with a team of crack smoking monkeys, and things got very, very ugly.
 
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