Hilarious Facebook pisstake by the onion.


Very nice :)


Sadly even among todays flip floppers, only one candidate has nothing to fear in his background (his voting record is the only consistent one, abiding by the constitution and civil liberties at all times), his campaign expenditure (he's the only one not bankrupt, as the public alone have kept him afloat nicely), his religious convictions (which he keeps entirely separate from his politics, as its not a religious country and the two should never meet, as the founders decreed), his intended policies (which like his background policies) are so radically different to ALL the other candidates empty promises, (which you couldn't take a meaningful Pepsi challenge over and not realise your drinking the same Coke filled piss from every other candidates cup from, even if its all actually Fanta Orange, despite their allegiances, which he doesn;t share), that staunch democrat comedian Bill Maher failed to find any character flaw, or policy flaw in this one true Conservatives (not neo-con or republicrat, democon, condemmed) campaign.


So his story is a fine history and his future (although he will never be president, despite exploiting loopholes designed to ensure a Mormon planet boy could have a fair chance of stealing votes from bible belt zombie only fans, is being re-jigged mid campaign to close his chances) is now to be in video games.


http://rt.com/usa/news/ronpaul-video-game-williams-943/


Bush garnered video games attacking the comic book villains of Osama and Saddam, or perhaps about reading comic books about Goats when America was under Cheney's shootdown orders. Plus a comic book to cover up that story. Whilst Obama received comic book Nobel prizes as he declared the need of and unleashed war upon yet more synthetic terrorists and lied about catching, killing and disposing of an already long dead asset.


Old Ron is taking on a real foe, a true enemy of the people that has killed its share of presidents and emperors and kings in its time!


He'll need more than 50 levels to succeed. Yet he was never one to climb the ladder to do such a base thing, when their is a bigger fight, in the first place.
 
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