Gp2x Crap Games Competition

[sensible GP32]

if its won internationally i will send it

 

[Unfathomable Depths]

Dammit!

*kicks blind dog*

 

[poddy]

if someone could be craptastic enough to cross compile this for me...
http://www.podulator.com/crap_game.tar.gz
i'll send them a polo mint (again, uk entrants only )
i broke my toolchain and it takes best part of a day to rebuild on this turbo gaming rig of mine
its a guessing game featuring...
no graphics
no sound
some text
4 buttons

enjoy (or not)

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

Dammit!

*kicks blind dog*

Yeah that seemed too good to win this compo anyway

 

[craigix]

My entry: SPACE HITLER RETURNS.

 

[ninja_sauce]

someone needs to port mr jones to the 2x - that looks like a cracking game.

 

[sam fisher]

This is for crap games! I suppose i might do a shitty game where you are a ball and must avoid being hit by other balls...

 

[Draken]

My entry: SPACE HITLER RETURNS.

Looking forward to it.

 

[Guyfawkes]

Just submitted my entry 'Car Counter 2007'. Features eight hours of brain stimulating gameplay and realistic car graphics and sound. Its teh bollocks!

I will wait for nickspoon to add the entry to his site then you can all suffer together

 

[Goity]

What were the results of the GP32 CGC anyway? I had an entry in that.

EDIT: Just found the old web page: http://gp32.sector808.org/gp32devcgc2005/

Looks like no results have been announced yet?

Yeah, sorry about that. Meant to sort out a winner but kept forgetting. Then my gp32 was out of action for quite a while. I seem to remember Goity's Pigeon Killer was a strong (or should that be weak) contender.

Anyway, back to this compo. Any chance the rule on no interpreters can be relaxed? Fenix is cut out with that rule, and people seem to be able to create stunning examples of crap with fenix. It also stops me doing an entry with CACK .

Fuck ya!

If I'm allowed to use fenix I'm gonna enter Hitler Hitler Dance!

 

[sam fisher]

Is that even a game lol.

 

[poddy]

brain stimulating gameplay

and thats when it looked like the toffee crisp kissed you goodbye,
but 8 hour game play with no save state and 4 hour battery life is just fiendishly cunning, respect

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

i think he was being sarcastic

 

[Guyfawkes]

nah im serious... cobblers to brain training, if you want to train your brain, get Car Counter 2007

 

[Unfathomable Depths]

Looks the bollox right enough Guyfalkes. Any chance of 4 sneak previews before its actually finished?

Im going to enter with Ping. And Im giving no details here as I know someone will steal my idea.

 

[Guyfawkes]

Its already finished, coded it over a couple of hour period this afternoon in between other stuff. I submitted it to nickspoon earlier so up to him when he wants to release it, I don't want to spoil my chances of the toffee crisp by releasing it beforehand

 

[shinneri]

I might try to make a CACK game. Pigeon in the Big City 2 maybe?

 

[Drifter]

Too bad I cant program.

I think that means you'll probably win - particullarly if you can't draw, or write music as well.

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

I would agree, however i cant even write one line of code

If I could code at all, I would surely enter (and win im sure). I would make the most craptacular game!

Oh well, judging is the next best thing. And to answer everyone's question: Yes, I accept bribes

 

[sam fisher]

Nothing will out crap my game, why, because I don't have one!