(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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Bob's wife got stung by a bee on the forehead. She's at the ER now, her face swollen and bruised, and she almost died.
Luckily, Bob was close enough to hit the bee with his shovel.

 

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What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybe.

 

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A man walks into a library.
"Got any books on horses?"
"No," says the librarian. "All our books are on shelves."

 

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At Christmas dinner, Emily asked her grandma if she could pass the cranberry sauce.
Her grandma said, "Oh yes... it goes right through me."