(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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What month was the army invented in?
March.

 

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Why did the window go to the hospital?
He had pane.

 

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Why did the picture get arrested?
He was framed.

 

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How many bones are in a human hand?
A handful.

 

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Two horses were fighting over a hay bale.
It was the last straw.

 

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I tried putting together a professional hide and seek team once.
But good players are hard to find.

 

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"Do not touch" must be one of the most terrifying things to read in braille.

 

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

 

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

 

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

 

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

 

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People who can't tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

 

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Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid.

 

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

 

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty two of them willing to do it.

 

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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.

 

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I grew up just a stones throw away from where a whole family died from mysterious head injuries.

 

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I love Ebay. I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month.