Null Snug Sep 3, 2025 #2,962 What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup? You can mash potatoes.
kuru Sadly, again: Je suis Charlie Sep 4, 2025 #2,963 Null said: Why aren’t lobsters generous? Because they’re shellfish. Click to expand... Null said: Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy? He’s shellfish. Click to expand...
Null said: Why aren’t lobsters generous? Because they’re shellfish. Click to expand... Null said: Why wouldn’t the crab share his Halloween candy? He’s shellfish. Click to expand...
jedi23 Very Active Member Sep 4, 2025 #2,964 20 Lobster Jokes That Are Shell-ariously Funny! | Beano.com Get your claws into these funny lobster jokes and gags! www.beano.com
20 Lobster Jokes That Are Shell-ariously Funny! | Beano.com Get your claws into these funny lobster jokes and gags! www.beano.com
Null Snug Sep 5, 2025 #2,966 When my grandfather died, we scattered his remains at sea. Everyone on the beach panicked because we didn’t cremate him.
When my grandfather died, we scattered his remains at sea. Everyone on the beach panicked because we didn’t cremate him.
Null Snug Sep 6, 2025 #2,968 What’s the worst part of an apple addiction? You can’t see a doctor about it.
Git1 Very Active Member Sep 7, 2025 #2,969 My missus asked me to pass her lipstick, but I handed her a glue-stick by mistake. She hasn't spoken to me since...
My missus asked me to pass her lipstick, but I handed her a glue-stick by mistake. She hasn't spoken to me since...
Null Snug Sep 7, 2025 #2,970 What word starts with "W", ends with "ife", and can be very dangerous? Wildlife.
Null Snug Sep 7, 2025 #2,971 Why is it so difficult to sell a toy zebra? You can never find the barcode.
Djoga'Ro moonstruck Sep 8, 2025 #2,974 jedi23 said: View attachment 39861 Click to expand... Huh? I spell it with U.R.S., Wurst!
kuru Sadly, again: Je suis Charlie Sep 8, 2025 #2,976 What’s it called when technology gets in the way of progress? Spoiler Science Friction
Null Snug Tuesday at 8:34 AM #2,978 If you stretched someone's intestines to their full length, you'd get about 15 years.