Null Snug Apr 23, 2025 #2,761 The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a couple of car payments.
Null Snug Apr 25, 2025 #2,762 My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Null Snug Apr 27, 2025 #2,763 I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Null Snug Apr 27, 2025 #2,764 I'm feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
I'm feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.
Null Snug Apr 27, 2025 #2,765 How do people lose their kids at the mall? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.
Null Snug May 2, 2025 #2,769 Have you ever heard of “quiet tennis?” It's the same as regular tennis but without the racket.
Null Snug May 2, 2025 #2,770 Did you hear about the archaeologist that got fired? His career is in ruins.
Null Snug May 5, 2025 #2,774 Who swore the most in Star Wars? R2-D2, they bleeped out every word he said.
Null Snug May 8, 2025 #2,780 Why did the chocolate shop’s taxes get audited? The owner had fudged the numbers.