Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 17, 2025 #2,721 Why did the man pour warm water on his computer? His windows froze.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 20, 2025 #2,723 I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships. I took gold, silver, and bronze.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 20, 2025 #2,724 I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 20, 2025 #2,725 Last night I learned how the different metal parts of a ship are held together. It was riveting.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 21, 2025 #2,726 What wears a coat in winter and pants in the summer? A dog.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 24, 2025 #2,727 I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Mar 27, 2025 #2,728 Scientists have discovered a method to determine the weight of rainbows. Apparently they’re pretty light.
Scientists have discovered a method to determine the weight of rainbows. Apparently they’re pretty light.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Saturday at 11:55 PM #2,729 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four, one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four, one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Sunday at 1:34 PM #2,730 The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.
Null Snug Joined Jun 16, 2007 Messages 16,168 Website elderberry.sdf-eu.org Monday at 12:44 AM #2,731 Thanks once again to autocorrect, my sister's kids are expecting the Easter Rabbi tomorrow.