Null Snug Apr 11, 2025 #2,741 I just quit my job at the helium factory. I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice.
Null Snug Apr 13, 2025 #2,742 Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Null Snug Apr 17, 2025 #2,744 I was surprised when the IRS wrote to me to say my tax return was “outstanding”. Especially as I don’t recall sending one in.
I was surprised when the IRS wrote to me to say my tax return was “outstanding”. Especially as I don’t recall sending one in.
Djoga'Ro moonstruck Apr 17, 2025 #2,746 Not necessary. God had instructed them on building their nests floatable and to gather enough food. God is very clever you should know.
Not necessary. God had instructed them on building their nests floatable and to gather enough food. God is very clever you should know.
Null Snug Apr 17, 2025 #2,747 Djoga'Ro said: God is very clever Click to expand... This thread is meant to be for bad jokes not good ones.
Djoga'Ro said: God is very clever Click to expand... This thread is meant to be for bad jokes not good ones.
Null Snug Apr 18, 2025 #2,750 Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? Because there was no chemistry.
Null Snug Apr 19, 2025 #2,751 I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Null Snug Apr 19, 2025 #2,753 T-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus shirt. It's because of the small arms.
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Apr 20, 2025 #2,755 I used to be an escalator-tester. What I think about that job? It had its ups and downs.
Null Snug Apr 20, 2025 #2,756 Why was the chef arrested? He was caught beating the eggs and whipping the cream.
Null Snug Apr 21, 2025 #2,757 Why does eggnog only come out around Christmas? Because it takes all year to milk the eggs.
Null Snug Apr 22, 2025 #2,759 Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door.
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door.
Null Snug Apr 22, 2025 #2,760 Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation? Because he already had a trunk.