Null Snug Mar 20, 2025 #2,723 I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships. I took gold, silver, and bronze.
Null Snug Mar 20, 2025 #2,725 Last night I learned how the different metal parts of a ship are held together. It was riveting.
Null Snug Mar 24, 2025 #2,727 I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
Null Snug Mar 27, 2025 #2,728 Scientists have discovered a method to determine the weight of rainbows. Apparently they’re pretty light.
Scientists have discovered a method to determine the weight of rainbows. Apparently they’re pretty light.
Null Snug Mar 29, 2025 #2,729 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four, one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four, one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder, and one to sue the ladder company.
Null Snug Mar 31, 2025 #2,731 Thanks once again to autocorrect, my sister's kids are expecting the Easter Rabbi tomorrow.
Null Snug Apr 5, 2025 #2,732 There's a new dating site for senior citizens. It's called “I've fallen in love and I can't get up.”
P pyrat Hardcore Member Apr 7, 2025 #2,735 Null said: I've just found out I failed my German exam. Sacre bleu! Click to expand... You're almost there. You should just have said "sakral Blau!" to describe your rear hematoma.
Null said: I've just found out I failed my German exam. Sacre bleu! Click to expand... You're almost there. You should just have said "sakral Blau!" to describe your rear hematoma.
Null Snug Apr 7, 2025 #2,736 pyrat said: You should just have said "sakral Blau!" to describe your rear hematoma. Click to expand... No hablo español
pyrat said: You should just have said "sakral Blau!" to describe your rear hematoma. Click to expand... No hablo español
FBnil They'll own everything and be miserable. Apr 9, 2025 #2,737 I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time!
Null Snug Apr 9, 2025 #2,739 My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof.