Null Snug Jan 2, 2025 #2,641 If Chewy is short for Chewbacca, and Ani is short for Anakin, what’s Luke short for? A stormtrooper.
Null Snug Jan 6, 2025 #2,644 What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for years? Church.
Null Snug Jan 13, 2025 #2,649 You can turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
Null Snug Jan 14, 2025 #2,651 Roses are red, violets are blue, when I listen to Metallica, my neighbors do too.
Null Snug Jan 17, 2025 #2,653 Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll spend a fortune on gear he'll only use twice a year.
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll spend a fortune on gear he'll only use twice a year.
Null Snug Jan 19, 2025 #2,655 How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story? A bit shaken up.
Null Snug Jan 20, 2025 #2,656 My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying “Are you even listening to me?”
C Confuzzled Very Active Member Jan 21, 2025 #2,657 Why isn't Liz Truss Leader of the UK Conservative Party any more? 'cos she wasn't Badenough!! (...not that she didn't try. She was very trying.)
Why isn't Liz Truss Leader of the UK Conservative Party any more? 'cos she wasn't Badenough!! (...not that she didn't try. She was very trying.)
Null Snug Jan 22, 2025 #2,658 The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
FBnil They'll own everything and be miserable. Jan 23, 2025 #2,660 Null said: The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation. Click to expand... Broom? You need to read the room-ba.
Null said: The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation. Click to expand... Broom? You need to read the room-ba.