(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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What do you call a fear of giants? Feefiphobia.

 

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One…or two. One…or two.

 

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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same? 10+10=20 11+11=22.

 

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If A is for apple and B is for banana, what is C for? Plastic explosive.

 

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What word starts with e and ends with e but only has one letter in it? Envelope.

 

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Have you heard about a band called Missing Cat?
You’ve probably seen their posters.

 

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What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a cat?
Claude.

 

[Djoga'Ro]

Have you heard about a band called Missing Cat?

The Cat Empire's all I know.

 

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Manager: There's no 'I' in team.
Worker: O yes there is!

Spoiler: It's dotty.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

 

[Confuzzled]

You might know you can generate sparks by rubbing certain materials with a cats fur, but that small scale fire is nothing compared to using the fur from the offspring of a male tiger and female lion, which generates the most fire. There's a theory about that called...

Spoiler: Wait for it...

the felis-tigon theory of fire!

 

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I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

 

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What's a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.

 

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How do you know the earth isn’t flat?
If the earth was flat, cats would knock everything off the edge.

 

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Why is the Pope cold at night?
Because his sheets are holy.

 

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Dear Satan,
For Christmas, I want a cure for my dyslexia.

 

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What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake.

 

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water.

 

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Did you know that mining was one of the original Olympic games?
It got cut because it’s a boring sport.

 

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Who’s never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey, he’s always stuffed.