We're doing everything we can, the number of outstanding Pandora units is now only ~800.
Which is sill an astronomic number at the curren't speed of delivering. ^^"
Pushing CC isn't enough I guess, you need some annoying guy that visit them every day and nagging them to death so that they throw out the last boards within this year.
You still calculate with this jear for doing the last Pandoras of Batch one, right?
EvilDragon sent Trey to bugger them and that wasn't enough, perhaps someone more annoying like myself, could quickly have them giving up the will to life and handing over those remaining boards at double quick time.
All I have to do, is start either talking about the Pandora project in my constant monologue, or about Wu-How Ninja's, the fat guy in a swing, or about conspiracy theories (of the classic old type by the da joos, or the newer Eurabian brand, that leads to killing kids who's parents had something to do with the jackets that the Iranian president wears as a secretive benefit of western governments financing and yet was also actually by a zionist nutcase scared of Islams spread, indirectly, da joos) as to how CircuitCo has been infiltrated by the big three's paid off employee double agents, to put pay to the OPT project in deliberate sabotages, manufacturing defects, broken promises to populate boards that were oxidising in storage. Not to mention the triple agents, working at OPT headquarters themselves, who have mis-packaged inumerable parcels, proven deaf to abusive communications and had almost no sleep in 4 years or so, since they started a grand plan for something new. That's like frickin pixie dust in its awesome scarcity. Pixies were filmed back in 1917 btw, so you see they do exist, even if rare....
as do Pandorae ....on Saturn
I'm tip toeing around the issues here and haven't even asked about CircuitCo's sources of Coltan for the PCB's they are making, what drinks the Sabotage moustache guy is drinking on his breaks and whether it has aspartame in it, was from a fluoridated source, or if he was vaccinated as a child, or ever used as a stunt double for Burt Reynolds. Though he does resemble the stunt man in a dress for Princess Vespa, when accidently caught out but hey, where's my head at, as we aren't talking CC here, were talking new freedoms, Ron Paul, the Fed, Bail Outs, past and future riots, cringeworthy looting (cheers for the Plama Baz) and....and........ CC where's the damn boards? With no ill will, frivolity, malice, or vexation there's a ton of folk here who are wanting and still waiting for a superb product that OPT designed and you guys began the manufacture of, initially without any issues but since then, quite a few. You had to put up with a few delays on parts but thereafter, the ball has been in your court and like Anna Kournikova's Smash Tennis, we are now waiting for your supershot to finish the game. Please, give these final people their boards before the rapture (at least two months, though it varies), or modern man devolves into what's on the horizon under the war on terror... Which is a topic I will be resurrecting upon my touchdown from the flight to CC Headquarters. You have been warned.
