10 Dumbest Gaming Sayings(add Your Own!)

[Mark]

If someone's fat, has a goatee and carries a pen in their top pocket at all times then everything they say about games is dumb.

This guy I know (who incidently looks just as I described, and is the most annoying piece of shit to ever walk God's green Earth) works at Curry's and said that he knows when and what specs the Xbox2 will have. This was about 2 years ago. This is what he said on MSN pretty much.

"Mark I know you have all the consoles but I work in the fucking electronics section so I should know <_< "

 

[xboxit]

I've had loadsa people come upto me and say;
Is that a gameboy(GP32)
Why do you want a DS when PSP is coming out soon.
I want a ps2 cause they got GTA (instead of an xbox)
Gamecube is for kids (killer7, RE 4)
I gonna buy a gba sp instead of a ds cause i wanna play gba games.


Thats all i got for now but i might remember some more.

 

[RoboJoe32]

If someone's fat, has a goatee and carries a pen in their top pocket at all times then everything they say about games is dumb.

I take offense to that!, I carry gum and change in my topic pocket instead though.

 

[markusdragon]

I would also take offense, except that I can't grow a goatee because I have the world's most invisible facial hair, and I don't have a top pocket.

 

[Mark]

It's the combination of things

 

[finty]

"Why do you play the saturn, thats old."

"There was a Sega between the MegaDrive and Dreamcast?" (This one is really bad as it was in #segaxtreme)

 

[junker]

oh man! "there was a sega between the megadrive and dreamcast"

and yeah, we can come up with quotes of people talking about old this and old that all day poor bastards

 

[mattmagoo]

"Why do you play the saturn, thats old."

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that's pretty much inline with palyin any retro games

GUY : Hey whatchya got there
ME: GP32
GUY: What can it do
Me: play old console games liek SNES (people dont seem to get homebrew)
GUY: But that's old, you should get a GBA and Mario Advance
ME: *sigh*

 

[trooper]

Mate come`s round your house

Mate: "Hey, What`s that your playing"

You: "Oh, This is my Amiga xxx"

Mate: "Cool, That like an Atari right"

You: "No, No, NO!, Get out of my house."

Trooper

 

[junker]

hehe

 

[firefly1201]

GUY : Hey whatchya got there
ME: GP32
GUY: What can it do
Me: play old console games liek SNES (people dont seem to get homebrew)
GUY: But that's old, you should get a GBA and Mario Advance
ME: *sigh*

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LOL :lol:

 

[RoboJoe32]

The irony is, mario advance(s) are just the old games :lol:

 

[firefly1201]

I hated Super Mario Bros 2. I just really, really disliked the crappy vegetable system.

 

[CABBAGES]

Its from a game, but Jomah Lomu rugby commentry featured:

Commentator 1: OOooo that tackles gonna put him in ward 11!!!

Commentator 2: I Hope not john, THATS the maternity ward!

No matter how may times i hear it its still funny and for no apparent reason

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I actually find that funny too and have no idea why. Nothing to do with the topic but have you seen those GI Joe cartoons someone has dubbed over ? there very funny but i dont knwo why.

 

[mattmagoo]

The irony is, mario advance(s) are just the old games :lol:

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i hope your being sarcastic ( i think everyone else picked up on it )